Unemployed Facing Separation Anxiety from Politicians

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WASHINGTON — With the nation’s unemployment rate holding steady at 7.9% and the prospects of being pandered to dim with no elections on the horizon, the nation’s unemployed have admitted to feeling a sense of separation anxiety from politicians. “Oh man, back in October, me and [Pennsylvania 12th District Congressman] Keith [Rothfus] went everywhere together”, said Karl Wajoss, an out of work…