“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”
“The least we can do is mandate that the child still has a good 18 years to knock a few things off her bucket list before she’s aborted—like having her first period, attending prom, and voting Republican in her first election.”
Glitter is what happens when a newt and a unicorn get sucked up into a vacuum cleaner with Mozart, the Trilateral Commission, General Tso’s Chicken, and Don Rickles.
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In the show, Ikea employees will have to make their way through a “Wipeout”-style obstacle course that will also feature an undetermined number of furniture assembly stations.
Because the sale of these apartments is now contingent upon an ISIL surge, real estate developers and brokers fear that the Sunni rebels will lose interest in attacking Baghdad.
Other things banned from the CDC cafeteria include powdered donuts, evaporated milk, flour and pure cocaine.
When asked for comment, the spokesperson defended the agency, saying, “Everyone understands ethnic stereotypes, whether they like it or not. It’s about time that communications to the public came in a language they understood.”
“Going forward, I promise that we will maintain the same level of journalistic integrity, objectivity, and high quality, non-sensationalized, factually sound news that you have all come to love so much.”
“Are you out of razors?” Kilmeade asked as the shot changed to the infamous video of Robertson delivering a homophobic sermon.
“The plan is anti-city, not anti-black,” explained Kunze. “Trust me, plenty of white folk are gonna get eaten if this thing goes down.”
“He wants your money, and he’s trying to use jackbooted UN thugs to pry it away from you,” warned Limbaugh.
“Late-term abortions, the heinous things happening in the womb to children,” she continued. “And you don’t want to equate it, but innocents, right? There could be innocent people today on death row.”
Republican Governor Bill Haslam this week put his signature to a law that will make Tennessee the first state in America that will criminalize women for the outcome of their pregnancy.
“The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping & bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and un-presidential,” tweeted Trump. “Do not fall!”
Still, Sen. Guillory was defiant when approached for comment, claiming that “the liberal media” is trying to defame the “great southern tradition of chicken boxing.”
“But it was to be a one-way wall, where the state would not dictate to the church,” the Texas Republican insisted. “But the church would certainly play a role in the state.”
“Also, the fact that Defendant’s daughter is no longer 3-years-old implies quite strongly that the defendant is no danger of repeating his crime of raping a 3-year-old direct descendant.”
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“And if they are, the people have a right to watch,” he added.
TROY, N.Y. — The pastor of Grace Baptist Church is aiming to fill his pews by raffling off a modified AR-15 rifle later this month. Adults in attendance can enter the raffle for free, but the fine print speaks to a larger truth. “We’re not in it for raffle money,” said Rev. John Koletas. “The real reward comes later, in the form…
Many disagree with Markey, and believe that exposed ankles, and especially “erotic artistic depictions” of them are “one step away from sodomy.”
“And Jews? I hadn’t even realized they played football at all,” he added. “I mean it’s called a pigskin, which doesn’t sound very Kosher.”
“We’ve had a way of doing business for 55 years,” he said. “Thirteen stripes plus fifty stars equals one American flag. Draper wants to ruin all that with his psychotic ‘plan.’”