In the new video, Thicke tells the camera, “Paula is my life. If I can’t have her, no one can.” It then immediately cuts to Thicke watching the live feed from the hidden camera in Patton’s bedroom.
“The picture-in-picture on this thing is the best,” said Buffett.
“I feel my office should’ve done a better job of ensuring she never had a chance to talk to the press, if you know what I mean. I’ll just leave it that.”
There’s a first time for everything….
“They spent a lot of time together. I’m not sure exactly what they did when they hung out, but whatever it was, Phil suddenly wanted to devour gay porn tapes like a monster,” said his friend.
“Listen, if you want to call me or members of the legislature (of which approximately 80% are men) misogynistic, then that’s fine,” said Richardville. “But know this. Women can just as easily fight back for more affordable insurance rates.”
“I heard the reports, so I feared the worst, but sometimes it isn’t real until their LinkedIn page is gone, you know?” Pak added.
“All the real southerners are at the University of Florida. Florida State is for northern carpet bagging profiteers. It may as well be Boston College.”
“Reliable Sources” will be replaced with “I Think I Read Something on Twitter…,” Candy Crowley will host “Schizophrenic States,” and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” will cohost “The Situation Room” with Blitzer.
“Something isn’t adding up here,” Jefferson posited. “We didn’t even know that there were French women who weighed that much, so we’re not sure what their research is based on.”
The Russian president reiterated that leaking sensitive information was “totally cool with him,” so long as Snowden didn’t engage in any “gay stuff.”