“Reliable Sources” will be replaced with “I Think I Read Something on Twitter…,” Candy Crowley will host “Schizophrenic States,” and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” will cohost “The Situation Room” with Blitzer.
“Mobilize your forces against the creeping Shiite threat or watch as the prices at your gas stations blow up,” threatened one war protestor in the crowd.
“My officers can’t possibly be expected to protect and serve them all equally.”
“I think the reason is because President Obama can’t wait to get Americans addicted to the crack cocaine of dependency on more government health care,” said Bachmann
But right now, we’d like to talk about how peace is really, really bad for us.
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