ISIS Angry Most of Its Flags ‘Made in New Jersey’
“The Islamic State will not be labeled or otherwise boxed in by the Garden State,” read the jihadist organization’s message on Twitter.
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Citigroup Unable to Find Lender to Help Settle $7 Billion Mortgage Inquiry
“I’m still waiting to hear back from HSBC,” he confided. “They had a pretty bad quarter, though, so I’m not crossing my fingers. Maybe if we tell them we’re terrorists or a drug cartel they’ll help us out.”
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Oklahoma Gun Range Owner Claims Howitzer Misfire Caused By Liberal Conspiracy Called ‘Physics’
“It was those damn anti-gun freaks putting their physics mumbo-jumbo on the shell. They’re the real criminals,” he added.
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SCOTUS: Establishment Clause Doesn’t Apply to Christianity
After the ruling was published, Scalia was seen leading the other five Roman Catholic members of the Court in prayer in his chambers.
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#NNTS: Creationist Carl Kerby insists dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark: They took the younger ones
“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule, especially about the dinosaurs, how did they put the big old dinosaurs on there?” he said.
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Lamar Odom’s Return Could Save the Knicks According to James Dolan
While fans worry that the move is nothing more than a grab for attention, Dolan assured fans that the signing is “strictly a basketball decision.
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Court Bans Teaching of Facts in New York’s Sunday Schools
“But at the same time, you can’t be bringing in science and reason into a church or a Sunday school.”
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#NNTS: Liz Cheney: Stop ‘political’ investigation of torture and focus more on Benghazi
Liz Cheney on Sunday argued that a United States Senate report on Bush-era torture was “political” and that lawmakers should spend more time investigating Benghazi.
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Hawaii’s Prostitutes Demand Hazard Pay for Sleeping with Undercover Cops
Without the provision, a representative for the police department warned, “We’d probably have to completely renegotiate the vice squad’s benefit package, which would be a real nightmare.”
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Video: This Week In News: Christie Scandal, Lesbian Love, and Child Porn
Why wait until Friday for this week's news...
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Amazon Founder’s Kidney Stones Up for eBay Auction
A spokesman for Seattle-based Amazon said that Bezos is “doing just fine after a couple days of rest,” but offered no comment regarding the authenticity of the kidney stones up for auction.
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#NoNeedToSatirize: Florida man beaten, left naked in cow pasture on first date
“Are you serious?” Williams replied.
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