“The Islamic State will not be labeled or otherwise boxed in by the Garden State,” read the jihadist organization’s message on Twitter.
“I’m still waiting to hear back from HSBC,” he confided. “They had a pretty bad quarter, though, so I’m not crossing my fingers. Maybe if we tell them we’re terrorists or a drug cartel they’ll help us out.”
“It was those damn anti-gun freaks putting their physics mumbo-jumbo on the shell. They’re the real criminals,” he added.
After the ruling was published, Scalia was seen leading the other five Roman Catholic members of the Court in prayer in his chambers.
“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule, especially about the dinosaurs, how did they put the big old dinosaurs on there?” he said.
While fans worry that the move is nothing more than a grab for attention, Dolan assured fans that the signing is “strictly a basketball decision.
“But at the same time, you can’t be bringing in science and reason into a church or a Sunday school.”
Liz Cheney on Sunday argued that a United States Senate report on Bush-era torture was “political” and that lawmakers should spend more time investigating Benghazi.
Without the provision, a representative for the police department warned, “We’d probably have to completely renegotiate the vice squad’s benefit package, which would be a real nightmare.”
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A spokesman for Seattle-based Amazon said that Bezos is “doing just fine after a couple days of rest,” but offered no comment regarding the authenticity of the kidney stones up for auction.
“Are you serious?” Williams replied.