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NNTS: Islam Not Covered by First Amendment, Says Republican House Candidate

“Most people think Islam is a religion, it’s not,” he said a crowd of Coweta County Tea Party Patriots in 2001. “It’s a totalitarian way of life with a religious component."

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NNTS: Fox ‘expert’ links Bowe Bergdahl’s ballet dancing to Obama’s lack of ‘Americanism

“And this swap — somebody who may not feel very American for five people who definitely don’t — is symptomatic of that. It was bound to happen when you have a leader that doesn’t affiliate with patriotism.”

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Fischer: “It’s OK To Discriminate On Gender, God Designed Women To Be Secretaries”

“I said, ‘Guys, don’t bother applying. I am discriminating on the basis of gender. You males need not apply for this position.’”

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#NNTS: Fox News host Tucker Carlson: Women who pay for men’s dinners are ‘disgusting’

“They have all these things where they take the man part out of being a man,” she added. “And then we wonder why men don’t act like men anymore.”

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#NNTS: Laura Ingraham uses botched Oklahoma execution to attack women who have abortions

“Late-term abortions, the heinous things happening in the womb to children,” she continued. “And you don’t want to equate it, but innocents, right? There could be innocent people today on death row.”

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#NNTS: Allen West: Donald Sterling’s racist remarks a distraction from Benghazi

"The outrage of the public seems to be totally focused on Mr. Sterling but, you know, you’ve got this thing with Benghazi and we have an even bigger lie"

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#NNTS: Canadian Driver Sues Family of Boy She Killed with Her SUV

We’re not sure, but apparently, the one thing easier to come by in Canada than a simple “sorry” is a “sorry, you’ve been served.”

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#NNTS: NH lawmaker: Women deserve less pay because they don’t work hard like men

“Men, by and large, make more because some of the things that they do,” he opined. “Their jobs are, by and large, riskier. They don’t mind working nights and weekends. They don’t mind working overtime or outdoors.”

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too

Gohmert said that he was “shocked” to hear the Obama administration say that corporations could not form religious beliefs during Tuesday’s oral arguments before the Supreme Court.

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#NNTS: Maine Republican regrets saying men should rape women if abortion is legal

“At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

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#NNTS: Alan Keyes: Jesus is the driving force behind Obama’s impeachment

“Can America afford to wait three more years for the chance to end Obama’s destructive socialist coup d’état?” Keyes wrote.

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Bachmann: “Obama Is A Crack Dealer Who Tries To Market His Obamacare To Poor People”

“I think the reason is because President Obama can’t wait to get Americans addicted to the crack cocaine of dependency on more government health care,” said Bachmann

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NNTS: Islam Not Covered by First Amendment, Says Republican House Candidate

NNTS: Fox ‘expert’ links Bowe Bergdahl’s ballet dancing to Obama’s lack of ‘Americanism

Fischer: “It’s OK To Discriminate On Gender, God Designed Women To Be Secretaries”

#NNTS: Fox News host Tucker Carlson: Women who pay for men’s dinners are ‘disgusting’

#NNTS: Laura Ingraham uses botched Oklahoma execution to attack women who have abortions

#NNTS: Allen West: Donald Sterling’s racist remarks a distraction from Benghazi

#NNTS: Canadian Driver Sues Family of Boy She Killed with Her SUV

#NNTS: NH lawmaker: Women deserve less pay because they don’t work hard like men

#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too

#NNTS: Maine Republican regrets saying men should rape women if abortion is legal

#NNTS: Alan Keyes: Jesus is the driving force behind Obama’s impeachment

#NNTS: Kentucky Republican offers to ‘fill this committee room’ with people killed by pot

#NNTS: Texas megachurch pastor: Obama is paving the way for the Antichrist

#NNTS: Mike Huckabee links brain dead California girl to Nazi death camps, forced abortions

Bachmann: “Obama Is A Crack Dealer Who Tries To Market His Obamacare To Poor People”