Putin Remembers World War I by Preparing for World War III
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Olympics President Begs World Leaders to ‘Shut Up and Let Russia Hate Gays Already!’
“The Olympics are about different people from different cultures and different beliefs coming together to celebrate our world’s diversity and display tolerance over what we may not understand,” continued Bach. “Not about being nice to gay people.”
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Putin, Elton John to Sing in ‘Totally Not Homophobic’ Olympic Ceremony
“To prove that neither I nor the people of Russia have anything against gay people, I plan to perform with Elton in on the world’s biggest stage.”
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Vladimir Putin Insists on Purell Before and After Billy Jean King Handshake
“If I must shake her hand,” a squeamish and slightly nauseated Putin said, “both my hand and her hand will be lathered in hand sanitizer pre and post shake. You can never be too careful about getting ‘the gay’ on you.”
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