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#NNTS: Police: British spy found sealed in bag in bathtub died accidentally

Metropolitan Police Deputy Assistant Commissioner Martin Hewitt dismissed the idea that British intelligence services were involved in Williams’s death.

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#NNTS: Rafael Cruz: Atheism leads to child molestation and perversity 2

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#NNTS: Rafael Cruz: Atheism leads to child molestation and perversity

“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,” he went on, “leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”

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#NNTS: Tony Perkins wants the ‘liberty’ to deny birth control: ‘That’s why the Pilgrims came here’ 3

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#NNTS: Tony Perkins wants the ‘liberty’ to deny birth control: ‘That’s why the Pilgrims came here’

Family Research Council President Tony Perkins on Monday argued that companies should have the religious freedom to deny contraception coverage for women because “that’s why the Pilgrims came here.”

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#NNTS: Tucker Carlson outraged by Obama climate change plan: Earth is ‘getting cooler’ 4

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#NNTS: Tucker Carlson outraged by Obama climate change plan: Earth is ‘getting cooler’

“The president’s science adviser, John Holdren, is essentially a fruitcake,” Bell agreed.

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#NNTS: Cruz: GOP lost because they didn’t accuse Dems of holding children ‘hostage’ 5

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#NNTS: Cruz: GOP lost because they didn’t accuse Dems of holding children ‘hostage’

“That’s a fight we could win because their position was unreasonable.”

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#NNTS: Gohmert: Congress-caused default is ‘an impeachable offense by the president’ 6

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#NNTS: Gohmert: Congress-caused default is ‘an impeachable offense by the president’

“No, that would be an impeachable offense by the president,” Gohmert declared.

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#NNTS: Ted Cruz: Obama will ‘start quartering soldiers in people’s homes soon’ 7

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#NNTS: Ted Cruz: Obama will ‘start quartering soldiers in people’s homes soon’

“I don’t know that they’ve yet violated the Third Amendment, but I expect them to start quartering soldiers in people’s homes soon,” the Texas Republican said.

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#NNTS: Sen. Coburn denies default risk: ‘There’s no such thing as a debt ceiling’ 8

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#NNTS: Sen. Coburn denies default risk: ‘There’s no such thing as a debt ceiling’

“The debt ceiling and the CR are the same thing,” he explained.

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