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#NNTS: Mike Huckabee links brain dead California girl to Nazi death camps, forced abortions

Fox News host Mike Huckabee on Saturday warned that a California girl who was declared brain dead after tonsil surgery last month could lead to situations like Nazi death camps and forced abortions in China.

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Jim Garrow: “Obama To Use Aliens And Canadians To Rule United States”

“Obama will soon implement a plan that’s been in the works since the 1960s”

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#NNTS: Federal judge rules that TSA, FBI can detain and arrest you for carrying Arabic flashcards

A former college student detained at Philadelphia International Airport after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials discovered he was carrying Arabic language flashcards lost his bid to sue the federal agents who detained him.

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#NNTS: GOP congressional candidate: ‘Duck Dynasty star is Rosa Parks of our generation’

Illinois Republican congressional candidate Ian Bayne sent an email to supporters today in which he declared that embattled Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson is the “Rosa Parks of our generation.”

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#NNTS: Rep. Kingston: Force poor kids to ‘sweep the floors’ to get school lunches

A Republican congressman from Georgia who is hoping to be party’s next Senate nominee said over the weekend that poor children should have to pay or sweep floors if they wanted to eat school lunches.

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#NNTS: Neal Boortz defends ‘white Santa’: ‘Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black!’

ertion that Santa Claus was white, saying he was going to “scream and complain because Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black.”

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#NNTS: Right-wing radio host Bryan Fischer says First Amendment only protects Christians

“Here is where the definition of the word religion becomes absolutely critical,” he said. “If by ‘religion’ the founders meant Christianity, then you can ban a monument to Satan because that is not Christianity.”

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#NNTS: Ted Cruz coloring book for children says Obamacare ‘worse than any war’

“At least American soldiers have weapons with which to defend themselves,” the book adds.

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Rick Santorum: “I Am Like Nelson Mandela, Fighting Against The Apartheid Of Obamacare”

“And the cool thing about Obamacare is that it’s not only bad for the economy, not only bad for people’s health, it’s also bad for freedom of conscience — it’s also bad for a whole variety of issues that will energize all across America.”

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Bill O’Reilly: “Food Stamps Are Actually A Sin Since Most Poor People Are Drug Addicts”

The Fox News host acknowledged that Christ would have fed the poor, but objected to the idea that he would have “hurt” richer Americans to help feed them.

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#NNTS: Scott Walker: Same sex marriage ban is part of a ‘healthy balance’ of LGBT rights

“There’s a healthy balance there.”

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#NNTS: Police: British spy found sealed in bag in bathtub died accidentally

Metropolitan Police Deputy Assistant Commissioner Martin Hewitt dismissed the idea that British intelligence services were involved in Williams’s death.

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#NNTS: Rafael Cruz: Atheism leads to child molestation and perversity

“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,” he went on, “leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”

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#NNTS: Tony Perkins wants the ‘liberty’ to deny birth control: ‘That’s why the Pilgrims came here’

Family Research Council President Tony Perkins on Monday argued that companies should have the religious freedom to deny contraception coverage for women because “that’s why the Pilgrims came here.”

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#NNTS: Fox Business’ John Stossel ‘upset’ poor people aren’t selling kidneys for $1,200

“This upsets people, but I’m upset it’s not legal,” Stossel insisted. “In the one country where it is legal, nobody waits for a kidney.”

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#NNTS: Tucker Carlson outraged by Obama climate change plan: Earth is ‘getting cooler’

“The president’s science adviser, John Holdren, is essentially a fruitcake,” Bell agreed.

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#NNTS: GOP lawmaker speaking to Tennessee neo-Confederate secessionist group

Talk about that outreach...

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#NNTS: Police dog bites fifth grader when cops conduct mock classroom drug raid

“It was an unfortunate accident,” McQueen said. “Wish it hadn’t happened like that but it did. We are trying to evaluate (the incident) to make sure nothing like this happens again.”

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#NNTS: Cruz: GOP lost because they didn’t accuse Dems of holding children ‘hostage’

“That’s a fight we could win because their position was unreasonable.”

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#NNTS: ‘Fox & Friends’ suggests House stenographer targeted for bringing ‘message from God’

“The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons, they go against God,” she said.

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#NNTS: Gohmert: Congress-caused default is ‘an impeachable offense by the president’

“No, that would be an impeachable offense by the president,” Gohmert declared.

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#NNTS: Ted Cruz: Obama will ‘start quartering soldiers in people’s homes soon’

“I don’t know that they’ve yet violated the Third Amendment, but I expect them to start quartering soldiers in people’s homes soon,” the Texas Republican said.

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#NNTS: Bachmann: Obama funding Al-Qaeda proves ‘we are in God’s End Times’

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) falsely claimed over the weekend that President Barack Obama was “paying to give arms to terrorists including Al-Qaeda,” which she warned was a signed that “we are in God’s End Times.”

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#NNTS: Sen. Coburn denies default risk: ‘There’s no such thing as a debt ceiling’

“The debt ceiling and the CR are the same thing,” he explained.

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