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#NoNeedToSatirize San Diego Republican accused of openly masturbating in men’s restroom

“San Diego has been given a fresh start,” he said in a statement. “Now is the time to put aside partisan differences to seek healing, foster unity and restore stability at City Hall.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst calls 911 to pressure police to release jailed relative

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst calls 911 to pressure police to release jailed relative

“What I would like to do is if you would explain to me, sergeant, what I would need to do to arrange for getting her out of jail this evening,” he said. “You can proceed with whatever you think is proper.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Santorum: Liberals ‘make it uncomfortable’ to shower at the YMCA

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Santorum: Liberals ‘make it uncomfortable’ to shower at the YMCA

“They make it uncomfortable for students who come to Austin to shower at a young men’s Christian association YMCA gym.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize:Republican rep.: Obamacare ‘racist’ because white people use tanning beds

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#NoNeedToSatirize:Republican rep.: Obamacare ‘racist’ because white people use tanning beds

Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL) recently told a group of constituents that he backing a birther bill because he hoped that it would “get rid of everything” that President Barack Obama…

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Nugent: ‘People who hate Ted Nugent hate freedom.’

“People who hate Ted Nugent hate freedom,” the rocker alleged. “Trayvon got justice.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize: O’Reilly: Blacks need ‘peer pressure’ more than sex education and contraception

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#NoNeedToSatirize: O’Reilly: Blacks need ‘peer pressure’ more than sex education and contraception

“Why don’t we just have the Good Humor man have contraception on the ice cream truck?” O’Reilly wondered.

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#NoNeedToSatirize: The ‘high-value detainees’ at Guantanamo love Fifty Shades of Grey

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#NoNeedToSatirize: The ‘high-value detainees’ at Guantanamo love Fifty Shades of Grey

"The book that is requested most by the [high-value detainees] is Fifty Shades of Grey. They’ve read the entire series in English, but we were willing to translate it.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Gohmert likens minorities to prairie chickens and ‘various lizards’

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Gohmert likens minorities to prairie chickens and ‘various lizards’

“standing up for the rights of race, religion, national religion of the Delta Smelt, the snail darter, various lizards, the lesser prairie chicken, the greater sage grouse and so many other insects who would want someone standing for their religion, their race, their national origin and I think that’s wonderful,” Gohmert quipped.

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