“The thing is, I am still committed to the education of woman,” Malala explained. “Now I just need to figure out whether to achieve it through making myself into a 70’s style grindhouse anti-hero, or through non-violent resistance.”
OSLO, Norway – The Nobel Peace Prize Committee will reportedly award the next Peace Prize to itself, according to the Oslo Ledger. The news is relatively unsurprising given the committee’s recent bewildering choices. The awards bestowed unto President Barack Obama, politician and activist Al Gore, former President Jimmy Carter, and the most recent recipient, the European Union, have all sparked great controversy.…