“Even more states to welcome our gays,” continued Dalrymple. “The more I think about it, the more I realize that all these silly legal challenges might be a blessing, after all.”
Now, if you’re asking yourself, “Self, aren’t Nazification and gay rights mutually exclusive?” Well, you clearly haven’t been paying attention to what’s going on in the Ukraine.
“It’s called buying votes,” Varney opined on Tuesday. “It’s happening in Pennsylvania, Georgia, a couple of other states.”