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#NNTS: Allen West: Kidnapped Nigerian girls are a ‘fishy’ Obama plot to distract from Benghazi

“Are we witnessing an Obama ‘Wag the Dog’ moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes,” he asserted. “Consider all the scandals facing the Obama administration, especially Benghazi and the Select Committee."

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#NNTS: Former sheriff: Women ‘need to be the first ones shot’ by feds in Bundy Ranch standoff 2

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#NNTS: Former sheriff: Women ‘need to be the first ones shot’ by feds in Bundy Ranch standoff

“We were actually strategizing to put all the women up at the front,” he recalled.

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#NNTS: Oregon GOP candidate for governor: Same-sex marriage is ‘a sin, just the same as murder’ 3

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#NNTS: Oregon GOP candidate for governor: Same-sex marriage is ‘a sin, just the same as murder’

“I would have to say that I definitely believe that [same-sex marriage] is wrong,” she said. “I believe it’s a sin, just the same as murder’s a sin.”

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too 4

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too

Gohmert said that he was “shocked” to hear the Obama administration say that corporations could not form religious beliefs during Tuesday’s oral arguments before the Supreme Court.

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#NNTS: George Will: It’s ‘not neighborly’ for LGBT people to ask for equal rights 5

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#NNTS: George Will: It’s ‘not neighborly’ for LGBT people to ask for equal rights

“It’s not neighborly and it’s not nice,” he added. “The gay rights movement is winning. They should be, as I say, not sore winners.”

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#NNTS: Pro-life Virginia Sen. values rights of fetus over those of ‘host,’ which ‘some refer to as mothers’ 6

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#NNTS: Pro-life Virginia Sen. values rights of fetus over those of ‘host,’ which ‘some refer to as mothers’

“However, once a child does exist in your womb, I’m not going to assume a right to kill it just because the child’s host (some refer to them as mothers) doesn’t want it.”

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#NNTS: Mike Huckabee links brain dead California girl to Nazi death camps, forced abortions 7

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#NNTS: Mike Huckabee links brain dead California girl to Nazi death camps, forced abortions

Fox News host Mike Huckabee on Saturday warned that a California girl who was declared brain dead after tonsil surgery last month could lead to situations like Nazi death camps and forced abortions in China.

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#NNTS: Federal judge rules that TSA, FBI can detain and arrest you for carrying Arabic flashcards 8

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#NNTS: Federal judge rules that TSA, FBI can detain and arrest you for carrying Arabic flashcards

A former college student detained at Philadelphia International Airport after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials discovered he was carrying Arabic language flashcards lost his bid to sue the federal agents who detained him.

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