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#NNTS: Allen West: Kidnapped Nigerian girls are a ‘fishy’ Obama plot to distract from Benghazi

“Are we witnessing an Obama ‘Wag the Dog’ moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes,” he asserted. “Consider all the scandals facing the Obama administration, especially Benghazi and the Select Committee."

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#NNTS: Former sheriff: Women ‘need to be the first ones shot’ by feds in Bundy Ranch standoff

“We were actually strategizing to put all the women up at the front,” he recalled.

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#NNTS: Oregon GOP candidate for governor: Same-sex marriage is ‘a sin, just the same as murder’

Leaving courthouse on first day of gay marriage in Washington

“I would have to say that I definitely believe that [same-sex marriage] is wrong,” she said. “I believe it’s a sin, just the same as murder’s a sin.”

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#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too

Gohmert said that he was “shocked” to hear the Obama administration say that corporations could not form religious beliefs during Tuesday’s oral arguments before the Supreme Court.

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#NNTS: George Will: It’s ‘not neighborly’ for LGBT people to ask for equal rights

“It’s not neighborly and it’s not nice,” he added. “The gay rights movement is winning. They should be, as I say, not sore winners.”

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#NNTS: Pro-life Virginia Sen. values rights of fetus over those of ‘host,’ which ‘some refer to as mothers’

“However, once a child does exist in your womb, I’m not going to assume a right to kill it just because the child’s host (some refer to them as mothers) doesn’t want it.”

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#NNTS: Mike Huckabee links brain dead California girl to Nazi death camps, forced abortions

Fox News host Mike Huckabee on Saturday warned that a California girl who was declared brain dead after tonsil surgery last month could lead to situations like Nazi death camps and forced abortions in China.

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#NNTS: Federal judge rules that TSA, FBI can detain and arrest you for carrying Arabic flashcards

A former college student detained at Philadelphia International Airport after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials discovered he was carrying Arabic language flashcards lost his bid to sue the federal agents who detained him.

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#NNTS: GOP congressional candidate: ‘Duck Dynasty star is Rosa Parks of our generation’

Illinois Republican congressional candidate Ian Bayne sent an email to supporters today in which he declared that embattled Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson is the “Rosa Parks of our generation.”

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#NNTS: Rep. Kingston: Force poor kids to ‘sweep the floors’ to get school lunches

A Republican congressman from Georgia who is hoping to be party’s next Senate nominee said over the weekend that poor children should have to pay or sweep floors if they wanted to eat school lunches.

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#NNTS: Neal Boortz defends ‘white Santa’: ‘Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black!’

ertion that Santa Claus was white, saying he was going to “scream and complain because Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black.”

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#NNTS: Right-wing radio host Bryan Fischer says First Amendment only protects Christians

“Here is where the definition of the word religion becomes absolutely critical,” he said. “If by ‘religion’ the founders meant Christianity, then you can ban a monument to Satan because that is not Christianity.”

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#NNTS: Ted Cruz coloring book for children says Obamacare ‘worse than any war’

“At least American soldiers have weapons with which to defend themselves,” the book adds.

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Bill O’Reilly: “Food Stamps Are Actually A Sin Since Most Poor People Are Drug Addicts”

The Fox News host acknowledged that Christ would have fed the poor, but objected to the idea that he would have “hurt” richer Americans to help feed them.

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#NNTS: Santorum: Denying women birth control coverage is a First Amendment right

Former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum (R) on Sunday insisted that President Barack Obama was imposing his beliefs on corporations and preventing them from exercising their “right” to deny women contraception coverage in health care plans.

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#NNTS: Scott Walker: Same sex marriage ban is part of a ‘healthy balance’ of LGBT rights

“There’s a healthy balance there.”

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NoNeedToSatirize

NoNeedToSatirize

#NNTS: Allen West: Kidnapped Nigerian girls are a ‘fishy’ Obama plot to distract from Benghazi

#NNTS: Former sheriff: Women ‘need to be the first ones shot’ by feds in Bundy Ranch standoff

#NNTS: Oregon GOP candidate for governor: Same-sex marriage is ‘a sin, just the same as murder’

#NNTS: Louie Gohmert’s logic: Companies are subject to laws so they can believe in God like people too

#NNTS: George Will: It’s ‘not neighborly’ for LGBT people to ask for equal rights

#NNTS: Pro-life Virginia Sen. values rights of fetus over those of ‘host,’ which ‘some refer to as mothers’

#NNTS: Mike Huckabee links brain dead California girl to Nazi death camps, forced abortions

#NNTS: Federal judge rules that TSA, FBI can detain and arrest you for carrying Arabic flashcards

#NNTS: GOP congressional candidate: ‘Duck Dynasty star is Rosa Parks of our generation’

#NNTS: Rep. Kingston: Force poor kids to ‘sweep the floors’ to get school lunches

#NNTS: Neal Boortz defends ‘white Santa’: ‘Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black!’

#NNTS: Right-wing radio host Bryan Fischer says First Amendment only protects Christians

#NNTS: Ted Cruz coloring book for children says Obamacare ‘worse than any war’

Bill O’Reilly: “Food Stamps Are Actually A Sin Since Most Poor People Are Drug Addicts”

#NNTS: Santorum: Denying women birth control coverage is a First Amendment right

#NNTS: Scott Walker: Same sex marriage ban is part of a ‘healthy balance’ of LGBT rights

#NNTS: Police: British spy found sealed in bag in bathtub died accidentally

#NNTS: Rafael Cruz: Atheism leads to child molestation and perversity

#NNTS: Tony Perkins wants the ‘liberty’ to deny birth control: ‘That’s why the Pilgrims came here’

#NNTS: Fox Business’ John Stossel ‘upset’ poor people aren’t selling kidneys for $1,200

#NNTS: Tucker Carlson outraged by Obama climate change plan: Earth is ‘getting cooler’

#NNTS: Police dog bites fifth grader when cops conduct mock classroom drug raid

#NNTS: Herman Cain claims sex harassment charges were sent from the Devil

#NNTS: Cruz: GOP lost because they didn’t accuse Dems of holding children ‘hostage’