“And what’s up with Tara?” he continued. “A character with such furniture-like depth and verbose tentacles of expression simply deserves more.”
Now that apparently the pesky hunger problem has been solved by this new weather forecasting technology, Kim believes things are looking up for the country with one of the worst human rights records in the world.
PYONGYANG — The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has ordered the increased production of poorly-doctored images grossly exaggerating the country’s actual military strength, once again riling international tensions. The move comes mere days after Kim Jong-un ordered increased artillery production, apparently realizing that North Korea should at least pretend to have the resources necessary to back up its repeated threats to the…