A General In The US Army: “North Korea May Possess Nuclear Capabilities; They May Also Hate The US”
“According to the latest intelligence from the field, North Korea hates the US”
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Kim Jong Un Reportedly Suffers Complication Undergoing Liposuction to Feed His Starving Nation
Workers in the footage can be seen suckling on Kim’s discarded sweat rags for sustenance.
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North Korea Launches Nation’s First Christian Rock Station
In a statement released Friday, Mr. Kim denied having ever invited Pope Francis to the launch party, and stated the launch of the missiles had nothing to do with Pope Francis’ visit to the South.
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North Korea Celebrates New Green-Screen Weather Map Technology
Now that apparently the pesky hunger problem has been solved by this new weather forecasting technology, Kim believes things are looking up for the country with one of the worst human rights records in the world.
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North Korea Detains American Over Bible, 50 Shades of Grey
“The mommy porn, though… yeah, that was probably his,” he added.
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North Korea on Verge of Developing Nuclear Missile Capable of Hitting North Korea
“If worst comes to worst and North Korea decides to go for self-assured self-destruction,” added Schiller, “we can just kick back and watch the fireworks.”
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North Korea Fires More Missiles in Decades-Long Conflict With Sea of Japan
When Kim Jong Un took control of the country, many in the CIA expected him to cease hostilities with the Sea of Japan.
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North Korea Deletes Facebook, LinkedIn of Purged Uncle
“I heard the reports, so I feared the worst, but sometimes it isn’t real until their LinkedIn page is gone, you know?” Pak added.
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