A General In The US Army: “North Korea May Possess Nuclear Capabilities; They May Also Hate The US”
“According to the latest intelligence from the field, North Korea hates the US”
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Kim Jong Un Reportedly Suffers Complication Undergoing Liposuction to Feed His Starving Nation
Workers in the footage can be seen suckling on Kim’s discarded sweat rags for sustenance.
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North Korea Launches Nation’s First Christian Rock Station
In a statement released Friday, Mr. Kim denied having ever invited Pope Francis to the launch party, and stated the launch of the missiles had nothing to do with Pope Francis’ visit to the South.
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North Korea Celebrates New Green-Screen Weather Map Technology
Now that apparently the pesky hunger problem has been solved by this new weather forecasting technology, Kim believes things are looking up for the country with one of the worst human rights records in the world.
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North Korea Detains American Over Bible, 50 Shades of Grey
“The mommy porn, though… yeah, that was probably his,” he added.
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North Korea on Verge of Developing Nuclear Missile Capable of Hitting North Korea
“If worst comes to worst and North Korea decides to go for self-assured self-destruction,” added Schiller, “we can just kick back and watch the fireworks.”
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North Korea Fires More Missiles in Decades-Long Conflict With Sea of Japan
When Kim Jong Un took control of the country, many in the CIA expected him to cease hostilities with the Sea of Japan.
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North Korea Deletes Facebook, LinkedIn of Purged Uncle
“I heard the reports, so I feared the worst, but sometimes it isn’t real until their LinkedIn page is gone, you know?” Pak added.
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North Korea Uncovers US Elderly Spy Operation
“Normally, when Depends operatives are detained, they’re quickly sent on their way,” Busch explained. “But this time, we admit: the North Koreans saw right through our plot.”
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North Korea Builds World’s First DumbPhone
“These patriotic patriots have shown the West that the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea can build a shiny gadget as well as anyone in the world,” he said.
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North Korea Celebrates Victory at 2013 Summer Olympics
“North Korea’s unqualified triumph at the 2013 Summer Olympics is simply the latest in a succession of similar victories, such as those at the 2012 Summer Olympics, the 2011 Summer Olympics, the 2010 Summer Olympics, the 2009 Summer Olympics, and so forth,”
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‘North Korea’ Revealed to Be Low-Budget Action Film
PYONGYANG – In what U.S. officials are calling a major correction, but many cinephiles are hailing as a terrific tour de force, “North Korea” was found this week to be…
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North Korean Missile Heads Off Course, Hits Carnival Cruise Ship
SAN FRANSICO, Calif. – Things just aren’t looking up for Carnival Cruise Lines. After the engine failures that immobilized both the Triumph and the Legend, and the dock failure accident…
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Dennis Rodman-Kim Jong-un Friendship Based on Mutual Love of Denying Reality
WASHINGTON — Following his high-profile visit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, Dennis Rodman has confirmed that the two men have founded a caring, platonic relationship based on disregarding what…
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Pentagon: “North Korea Just Asking for Democracy”
WASHINGTON — After a North Korean diplomat threatened South Korea with “final destruction” during the United Nations Conference on Disarmament on Tuesday, U.S. Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta told reporters…
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Google Maps North Korean Gulags, Fails to Highlight Escape Routes
PYONGYANG — In an historic move, Google has finally documented the villages, highways, and prison camps of the world’s most secretive nation, but somehow neglected to include the country’s most…
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