“According to the latest intelligence from the field, North Korea hates the US”
Workers in the footage can be seen suckling on Kim’s discarded sweat rags for sustenance.
In a statement released Friday, Mr. Kim denied having ever invited Pope Francis to the launch party, and stated the launch of the missiles had nothing to do with Pope Francis’ visit to the South.
Now that apparently the pesky hunger problem has been solved by this new weather forecasting technology, Kim believes things are looking up for the country with one of the worst human rights records in the world.
“The mommy porn, though… yeah, that was probably his,” he added.
“If worst comes to worst and North Korea decides to go for self-assured self-destruction,” added Schiller, “we can just kick back and watch the fireworks.”
When Kim Jong Un took control of the country, many in the CIA expected him to cease hostilities with the Sea of Japan.
“I heard the reports, so I feared the worst, but sometimes it isn’t real until their LinkedIn page is gone, you know?” Pak added.