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NRA: ‘Only Way to Stop 9-Year-Old With an Uzi is an 8-Year-Old With a Bazooka’

“The only way to stop a 9-year-old with an Uzi is an 8-year-old with a bazooka,” wrote Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president of the NRA and a youngest child.

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NRA Leaders Resent New Smart Gun’s Condescension and ‘Book Learnin’

“If ‘smart’ means even the slightest restriction or inconvenience, we at the NRA will side with dumb every time,” LaPierre added.

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NRA Pushing ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Gun Research Legislation

“It’s better if we just don’t talk about it,” he added.

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NRA Claims Smart Guns Discriminate Against Less Intelligent Gun Owners

Cox also questioned the practicality of smart gun technology. “What if you’re at your buddy’s house and a rapist comes in? You grab your buddy’s gun but it doesn’t fire and you get raped? How is that smart?”

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NRA Gives AR-15’s to Congressmen Who Voted Against Gun Regulations

“Heck, the Manchin-Toomey bill was ridiculously popular, but they held firm and voted against it. So we’re thanking them by giving them guns.”

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NRA Claims ‘Plastic Gun Ban’ Threatens Personal Computing

The NRA is dead set against allowing the proposal to pass. Its newsletter, “Silver Barrels,” warns of a government plot to limit artistic freedom.

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NRA Demands Obama Allow Corporations to Own and Carry Guns

“If a corporation has something in its background it doesn’t want discovered, it can go buy a gun anonymously at a gun show like everybody else.”

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I Spot A Crony: NRA’s Top Scholarship Winners of 2012

Congratulations to all the NRA’s scholarship winners! You really know how to keep your deep-pocketed constituents happy.

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NRA: Lack of Injuries in Dekalb County School Shooting Proves Guns Aren’t Dangerous

“This harmless shooting is further proof that guns are not as dangerous as the media wants the public to believe,” stated NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre, who earlier this year urged the nation’s schools to hire armed guards to keep children safe from violent intruders.

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Arizona Governor Signs No Gun Left Behind Bill

PHOENIX — Arizona Governor Jan Brewer on Monday signed legislation saving the lives of thousands of guns removed from the state’s streets through municipal buy-back programs. Instead of destroying the…

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NRA: ‘Victims of Gun Violence Only Upset Because They Got Shot’

WASHINGTON — In the wake of last week’s defeat of a bipartisan, widely popular gun regulation bill, NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre released a statement claiming that the only reason gun…

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NRA Launches ‘Outlaw the Oceans’ Campaign, Equates Guns with Water

FAIRFAX, Va. — Citing the dubious fact that “a person can drown in a teaspoon of water,” Executive Vice President of the NRA Wayne LaPierre today announced the launch of…

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Congress Decides “Death Quota” for Mass Shootings Must Be Filled Before Gun Control Reform Passes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a summer of tragic and disturbing domestic mass shootings, a bipartisan effort on Capitol Hill has led to the announcement that Congress will not act immediately on…

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NRA: ‘Only Way to Stop 9-Year-Old With an Uzi is an 8-Year-Old With a Bazooka’

NRA Leaders Resent New Smart Gun’s Condescension and ‘Book Learnin’

NRA Pushing ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Gun Research Legislation

NRA Claims Smart Guns Discriminate Against Less Intelligent Gun Owners

NRA Gives AR-15’s to Congressmen Who Voted Against Gun Regulations

NRA Claims ‘Plastic Gun Ban’ Threatens Personal Computing

NRA Demands Obama Allow Corporations to Own and Carry Guns

I Spot A Crony: NRA’s Top Scholarship Winners of 2012

NRA: Lack of Injuries in Dekalb County School Shooting Proves Guns Aren’t Dangerous

Arizona Governor Signs No Gun Left Behind Bill

NRA: ‘Victims of Gun Violence Only Upset Because They Got Shot’

NRA Launches ‘Outlaw the Oceans’ Campaign, Equates Guns with Water

Biden Declares “Mission Accomplished” After Gun Control Task Force Comes Up with an Idea

The NRA Announces New “Guns for Girls” Program

NRA: Crazed Shooters Will Eventually Tire Themselves Out

NRA VP Sitting In Dark Living Room With Loaded AK-47, Waiting to Shoot Intruder

Congress Decides “Death Quota” for Mass Shootings Must Be Filled Before Gun Control Reform Passes