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Number of NSA Applicants Doubles Following Porn Disclosure

It remains speculative if the pornography revelations and employment applications are connected, but reporters managed to catch up with one applicant who spoke of his sense of duty.

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Congressman Believes Rape is Legal if Victim Unaware of the Rape

Vladeck then explained that if a tree falls in a forest, it makes a sound whether anyone sees it fall or not.

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NSA Admits Conducting Toilet-Cam Surveillance

“Our position is, this doesn’t hurt anyone unless they have something to hide,” Vines said. “If you’re so ashamed about what happens in your bathroom, then maybe it’s time for a change of diet.”

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After Latest Snowden Revelations, NSA to be Featured on Next ‘Hoarders’ Episode

“The N.S.A. needs serious help,” McKillop said, “but no one’s beyond saving.”

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N.S.A. Responds to Newest Snowden Leak: ‘Now He’s Just Making Shit Up’

The N.S.A. said in an official statement that by 2012, the U.S. had used information gathered from the PRISM and Verizon surveillance programs to capture “a bajillion terrorists.”

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Entertainment

NSA to Collaborate with Jay-Z on Next Record

“I can’t believe we didn’t think of that,” said a source from the NSA, speaking on condition of anonymity. “Everybody loves Jay-Z. Sure, it’s totally uncool for a government agency to spy on you, but a rapper? That will give us instant street cred.”

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NSA Will Publish Facebook Activity Logs to Battle Whistleblowers

"Remember spending three months checking your ex's page every day? Checking out the profile of every guy posting to her? We do."

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