Police Chief: “I Shot My Wife In My Sleep, Dreamed She Was Bill De Blasio”
“I could have sworn I was in New York City and was on my way to meet that prick of a mayor”
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NYPD: “We Only Arrest White People Now – No Crime, No Work, No Danger”
“If the people start noticing a decrease in crime in NYC, they’ll know it’s because the NYPD has stopped arresting blacks altogether”
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NYPD Offers Free Abortions as Part of New Community Outreach Program
"The fact is that it's a simple misunderstanding. As part of our attempt to build stronger relations with the community, we've begun offering free abortions to women who couldn't afford them otherwise."
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NYPD’s Stop-and-Frisk Amended, Now Stop-and-Kill Black Males
A source told Newslo that the initiative was originally called "Kill, Just Kill," but was later changed so as to better reflect the program's mission: "Keeping You Safe by Killing Just a Few of You."
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NYPD: We Don’t Spy on Muslims; We Force Muslims to Spy on Muslims
“It’s great community outreach, any way you look at it,” added Finley.
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Bystanders Shot by NYPD Just Happy to be Out of Times Square
“If I hadn’t been shot, the ambulance might not have come to rescue me, and I might still be wandering around Times Square, being harassed by guys trying to sell me airbrushed paintings of Al Pacino characters,” the first victim said.
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NYPD Uses Instagram in Gun Bust; Bloomberg: ‘I’m Down wit da Kids’
At a press conference detailing the largest gun bust in the history of New York City, Mayor Bloomberg was delighted to describe how the whole thing had come about thanks to Instagram.
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NYPD Institutes ‘Perfect-Grammar’ Policy for On-Duty Cops
“We believe that, to do this, our force must interact with the public at highest linguistic levels. They should communicate clearly---but also beautifully, with language worthy of their post.”
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NYPD to Violate Privacy of Anyone Willing to Defecate in Thin Plastic Booths
NEW YORK — The New York City Parks and Recreation Department confirmed that anyone wishing to make use of dark, ill-constructed boxes full of human waste at public events must now…
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NYPD Defends ‘Stop-and-Pepper-Spray-a-Baby’ Tactic
NEW YORK — The NYPD is making the case for its controversial “stop-and-pepper-spray-a-baby” program, which is the subject of a recent lawsuit. Speaking on Wednesday during the annual convention of…
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NYPD to Begin Invading People’s Privacy from a Safe Distance
NEW YORK — Get ready New York City because the NYPD may be frisking you and invading your privacy without you even knowing it. With the help of new infrared…
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