Obama to Receive Security Briefings Over Rounds of Miniature Golf
“Focusing on putt-putt really amps up his political game, we’ve found,” continued Schultz. “Why jeopardize that inefficiency?”
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Secret Service Looks to Trick Obama With “Truman Show” Scheme, Hopes to Keep President From Wandering Away
“I got to go. Just remember America, it’s a secret. So don’t Retweet this or anything.”
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Obama Extends Socialized Medicine to Marine Life
There has been no official statement from the gilled community. When Newslo went into the ocean to collect interviews, the fish we came in contact with opened and closed their mouths rapidly.
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More Americans Enrolled in ‘Beer of the Month’ Clubs than Obamacare, Experts Say
“This is nothing really,” Boehner said. “Take a look at nationwide ‘Sausage of the Month’ club memberships, and you’ll really see how grim these numbers are.”
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