“Even Obama would have never become President if he hadn’t openly admitted to being black”
“I cannot believe that a handful of Muslim rebels wearing bandanas and sandals are managing to beat back the single most powerful military power on the planet”
“He’s essentially allowed the snakes back into the snake pit”
“To do otherwise is to disrespect the United States”
“There’s no place like home, and that’s something Obama knows well”
“It’s like killing two birds with one stone”
“God knows we could use the help, let alone the help of such a born winner”
“For some reason, the Israeli Prime Minister continues to believe the ‘altruistic’ motives of the US and that will be his downfall”
“His opportunistic and predatory mindset sickens me”
After a total of 48 hours into the experiments 53 of the test subjects were vocalizing their angst and clearly held contempt towards America.
“It will be our honor to make a doctor out of a man who has already received a Nobel Peace Prize”
“Then at least no one would have the right to criticize him, as much as he deserves it”
I can think of 6,999,999,999 people on this planet who could do a better job as President
“I hope that the tradition of trust between Israel and the US will continue long after Iran is gon….sorry, I mean after the nuclear talks are concluded”
“I promise to bring all our troops to the US… the newest part of the US, that is”
“Nothing says ‘I’m your friend’ better than some well-earned trust”
Apparently, karma is a real b*tch
“If this is how Bibi wants to play, he’s going to have his hands full”
“I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the ride”
“Who knows what this country would look like if I didn’t have Michelle to talk some sense into me with it every now and then”
“America has never been the bad guy, and I don’t plan on making her into one while she’s under my watch”
“They’ve taken it upon themselves to piss all over the core value of our country – democracy by war”
“Nothing can prepare a man for a lifetime of concealing the truth from his spouse”
the first weekend after every Thanksgiving should be called “African American Friday”