“That is my solemn oath, and Americans know Ted Cruz always keeps his promises”
“It will be one of the first things I tackle upon taking office. That I promise you”
“The really devastating part is the fact that it’s all being done legally”
“I’ve thought about it for a while and came to the conclusion that this is the only possible compromise for all parties involved”
Assuring the nation that the problematic rollout of the Affordable Care Act “will not be another Windows Vista” has proven difficult for DelBene, who has attempted to sweeten the deal by adding extra perks to the package of benefits.
October 1st, 2013 [the day the ACA went into effect] will, in time, be recognized as a much darker day, especially if Obamacare begins invading Eastern Europe before we’re ready to stop it.”
“I was a little surprised when I was told my approval rating among young voters is only 41 percent,” Obama admitted. “I guess there are more Myspace users out there than I realized.”
To dispel myths like these and proselytize Obamacare, the administration has tapped a Democratic “strike team” to give “the talk” to the nation’s schoolchildren.