#NoNeedToSatirize: Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’

Bachmann: God will ‘answer our prayers’ and repeal Obamacare with a ‘miracle’ (via Raw Story )

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is telling her constituents that God will “answer our prayers” and create a “miracle before our eyes” to repeal President Barack Obama’s health care reform law. In a Tuesday interview with evangelical radio host James Dobson, Bachmann noted that the House of Representatives…

Alabama Republicans Protest Obamacare by Contracting Syphilis

AKRON, Ala. —  Protesting Obama’s reelection and what they view as government’s intrusion into their personal freedom, members of the Akron City Republican Committee today announced their intention spread the debilitating STD known as Syphilis amongst themselves. “That black fella and his commie ways are gonna bankrupt this great Christian Nation,” said Committee President Randall Brumfield. “So we’re makin’ a line in…

Obama’s Concession Speech Leaked

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WASHINGTON — My fellow citizens and constituents: I’d like to thank you for the oscillating support I’ve received during my term in office. I feel that I’ve been able to accomplish much in the last four years despite the state of the country following the Bush administration. Notably, I would like to briefly touch on some of the highlights from my term,…

Romney: Obama Exploiting Accomplishments for Political Gain

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CLEVELAND — Responding to claims that he and running mate Paul Ryan have run a campaign based entirely on deceit and inconsistency, Mitt Romney has launched a series of television attack ads in swing states lambasting the president for exploiting his successes for political gain. “Barack Obama keeps bringing up his accomplishments in office,” says a gravelly voice at the beginning of…