Obama’s Campaign Evolution: From “Hope” to “Change” to “At Least I’m Not That Asshole”

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WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama announced after the conclusion of the third and final presidential debate that his campaign team has devised a new bulletproof platform. President Obama personally and publicly guarantees that if elected for four more years, at no point will he ever be Mitt Romney. David Axelrod, a returning campaign advisor to Obama, states, “If you look carefully at…