WASHINGTON — On Saturday, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul won the CPAC Presidential straw poll, narrowly beating out Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) and all but assuring he’ll never be elected President. “It’s an honor to know that CPAC supports me,” Sen. Paul said. “And it’s a relief to know this means I’ll probably never serve as Commander in Chief. Over the last few…
WASHINGTON — The spirit of deceased philosopher, novelist and political activist Ayn Rand returned to the material realm today in order to scold Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) for recently giving the US Treasury $600k. Ms. Rand’s ranting, spectral form followed Senator Paul around Washington, berating him during a donor luncheon, a conference call with the NRA and even a committee meeting. “Nyet,…
