Ghost of Paula Deen Teaches Vegetarian the True Meaning of Thanksgiving

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MINNEAPOLIS — According to local vegetarian Tim Gunderson, the ghost of still-living Food Network chef and butter aficionado Paula Deen visited him last night to show Gunderson the true meaning of Thanksgiving. While too portly to fly through Gunderson’s bedroom window, the ghost reportedly floated through the front door to help the 27-year-old digital designer see the error of his ways. Gunderson…