Pissed Connections: Getting Paid vs. Getting Laid

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Dear Pissed Connections, Hi! I wrote to you before. Hot and Horny? Do you remember? I couldn’t get my boyfriend to have sex me? It was a whole thing? Anyway, wanted you to know your advice was excellent and the situation has been sorted out. We’ve gotten down and dirty several times now. I’m writing to you because yet another problem has…

Samantha Tracey’s Pissed Connections

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Dear Pissed Connections, I’m a 26-year-old male and still live at home with my parents. It’s a pretty great gig considering my mom does my laundry, cooks me dinner and arranges my dentist appointments, but it doesn’t exactly make me a “babe magnet.” I don’t want to lie to the girls I’m seeing, but whenever I mention my living situation on a…