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Source: Trump Would Broaden The New York Times’ Perspective to Include the Batshit-Insane

NEW YORK – According to sources, real estate mogul and reality-TV show host Donald Trump—who is reportedly exploring the possibility of purchasing the New York Times—would make dramatic changes to…

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White House: Obama “Kill List” Assembled via Pin the Tail on the Donkey 2

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White House: Obama “Kill List” Assembled via Pin the Tail on the Donkey

WASHINGTON — In a statement released today, the White House revealed the process by which individuals are added to the so-called “Kill List,” a controversial list of suspected terrorists and…

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Warns Supporters That Black People Want to Take Their Guns 3

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Warns Supporters That Black People Want to Take Their Guns

WASHINGTON — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky) has warned his supporters that if they are not careful, black men will soon be taking their guns and possibly their wives.…

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Congress Planning Sabbatical for 2013

WASHINGTON — Members of the House of Representatives and Senate today voted to take the year off in order to spend time with family, enroll in some online classes to…

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McCain Willing to Trade Hagel Confirmation for Sleepover at White House 5

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McCain Willing to Trade Hagel Confirmation for Sleepover at White House

WASHINGTON — Earlier this week, Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.) announced he had “significant doubts” about Obama’s choice of Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb) for the Secretary of Defense position. Since then,…

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Tea Party Groups Prepare for Inauguration of President Romney 6

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Tea Party Groups Prepare for Inauguration of President Romney

WASHINGTON — Representatives from Tea Party Patriots, Tea Party Express, and The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition have gathered in the heart of the Texas Panhandle to prepare for the festivities…

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Obama Discovers He’s Used Bush Foreign Policy Playbook Since 2008 Due to Clerical Error 7

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Obama Discovers He’s Used Bush Foreign Policy Playbook Since 2008 Due to Clerical Error

WASHINGTON — Faces were red with embarrassment in the Oval Office yesterday when White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco discovered that the Obama administration had been using the…

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Biden Declares “Mission Accomplished” After Gun Control Task Force Comes Up with an Idea 8

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Biden Declares “Mission Accomplished” After Gun Control Task Force Comes Up with an Idea

WASHINGTON — Earlier today Vice President Joe Biden, the head of President Obama’s gun control task force, presented the President with the task force’s official findings- an idea on how…

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