GOP to Block Nomination of Jesus to HHS
WASHINGTON – Still licking wounds from the setback over Ambassador Susan Rice and preparing for another battle with Republicans over of the appointment of Chuck Hagel to the Pentagon, the…
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Congress Plans to Begin Debt Ceiling Negotiations One Hour Before Deadline
WASHINGTON — In a joint statement, Speaker of the House John Boehner and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid today announced that both chambers of Congress will begin debating and negotiating…
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NYPD Busts Intern Trafficking Ring
NEW YORK — NYPD Detectives raided Soho public-relations firm FaceWise and discovered a brutal intern trafficking ring that included over two dozen individuals locked in a series of walk-in supply…
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Harry Reid Blames Boehner for Panic of 1837, Dred Scott Decision and Watergate, Among Others
WASHINGTON – In yet another rousing speech from the Senate floor, Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) reiterated the importance of reaching a fiscal cliff deal and stuck to his strategy…
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New Bill Allows College Graduates to Proceed Straight to Unemployment Line
WASHINGTON — In response to the growing frustrations of jobless (or interning and income-less) college graduates, Congress has passed a new bill that will allow recent grads to bypass the…
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Political Facebook Users Unsure What To Post After Election
MENLO PARK, Calif. — In a last-minute scramble before the election results came in, millions of Facebook idiots were trying to figure out what to post as a status once…
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Congress Throws $10m Party to Celebrate 8% Rise in Approval Ratings
WASHINGTON — The Senate and House of Representatives have green-lit plans for a lavish, luxurious $10 million party next week, in celebration of congressional approval ratings rising from 13% to…
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The NRA Announces New “Guns for Girls” Program
WASHINGTON — Citing a lack of advocacy or interest toward domestic abuse and violence against women, President of the NRA, David Keene announced the introduction of a new “Guns for…
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