Political Satire

Gun Appreciation Day 48 Hours Before Inauguration is Just a Giant Misunderstanding

WASHINGTON – “It is really just a family friendly day with a focus on military-grade assault rifles,” said Chip Smith, gun shop owner and co-sponsor of Gun Appreciation Day. While…

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Politics

GOP to Block Nomination of Jesus to HHS 

WASHINGTON – Still licking wounds from the setback over Ambassador Susan Rice and preparing for another battle with Republicans over of the appointment of Chuck Hagel to the Pentagon, the…

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Politics

Obama Playing ‘Real Long’ Game, Vows Not to Back Down Once He Leaves Office

WASHINGTON — In the aftermath of the ‘fiscal cliff’ accord deal reached by Congress, Obama once again came under withering criticism by the liberal wing of his party, who complained…

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World

Syria Agrees to “Take a Breather From All the Murders” During Next Week’s “X Factor”

DAMASCUS, Syria – President Bashar al-Assad and the rebels fighting to oust him agreed last week to a ceasefire during the Muslim holiday Eid al-Adha, which celebrates the end of…

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Politics

Romney Concession Speech Leaked

BELMONT, Mass. – My fellow Americans, I would like to thank you for the support I have received throughout my campaign for the presidency. While it did not lead to…

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Politics

Gallup Poll Finds That 48% of Americans Believe There Is An Election in November

OMAHA, Nebraska — A recent poll from Gallup, Inc., has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are unsure as to when the presidential election will take place. Gallup, known…

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World

Greece to Return to Classical Era

ATHENS – The Hellenic Parliament of Greece has unanimously voted to activate a time machine that will return the nation of Greece to its cultural and political zenith of 411…

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“MTV Cribs: Backpage.com’s Jim Larkin” — The House That Human Trafficking Built

PHOENIX – A special edition of the popular MTV program “Cribs” has gone inside the home of Jim Larkin, co-owner of the controversial classifieds site, Backpage.com. Despite myriad reports of…

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Conspiracy Theorists Fear Romney Victory Will Put Them Out of Business

WASHINGTON – A Newslo voter poll of conspiracy theorists shows an abrupt change in perception since the first presidential debate last week. Fervent believers in baseless theories about President Obama…

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Politics

Undecided Voter Goes With Obama after Scarlett Johansson Endorsement

DES MOINES, Iowa – Iowa factory worker Jonathan Flagler, 30, has decided to cast his vote for Barack Obama after actress Scarlett Johansson vocally endorsed the incumbent president. Flagler had…

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Sports

EA Sports’ “NHL 14” to Feature New Lockout Mode Where Game Never Turns On

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – EA Sports has announced that next year’s installment of its popular NHL video game series will introduce Lockout Mode, an exciting new feature that promises to…

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Blogs

TLC: We Love You, but Seriously?

TLC is one of the most popular networks on cable television, housing some of the most watched shows of this year and years past. But what is America really “learning”…

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Koch Brothers Re-appropriate “Stop Snitchin’” Campaign

WICHITA, Kansas — For industrial magnates Charles and David Koch, using their wealth to influence public opinion on anthropogenic global warming and the environmental impact of petroleum-based industry is nothing…

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Politics

White House Aide: “The Obamas, Beyoncé, and Jay-Z have a swingers club”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An aide working in the White House has come forward, on the basis of anonymity, with new claims that Barack and Michelle Obama have a “swingers club”…

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Politics

Dems Push ‘Get Paid To Sit On Your Ass Act of 2014’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat House leader Nancy Pelosi held her landmark 12,000th press conference today to unveil the controversial new congressional bill. “This is our promise to America,” Pelosi said.…

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Report: Credit Card Not Free Money

AGOURA HILLS, Calif. — Cal State Northridge grad-student Derek Zithfvelt was appalled to discover the little plastic card he has been toting around in his wallet to use for expenses…

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Politics

New York

Occupy Wall Street Protestors Left Early to Camp Out for iPhone

NEW YORK — Participants in the Occupy Wall Street anniversary reoccupation on September 17 have reportedly been left with a sour taste in their mouths after discovering that many friends…

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Political Satire

Gun Appreciation Day 48 Hours Before Inauguration is Just a Giant Misunderstanding

GOP to Block Nomination of Jesus to HHS

Obama Playing ‘Real Long’ Game, Vows Not to Back Down Once He Leaves Office

Syria Agrees to “Take a Breather From All the Murders” During Next Week’s “X Factor”

Romney Concession Speech Leaked

Gallup Poll Finds That 48% of Americans Believe There Is An Election in November

Greece to Return to Classical Era

“MTV Cribs: Backpage.com’s Jim Larkin” — The House That Human Trafficking Built

Conspiracy Theorists Fear Romney Victory Will Put Them Out of Business

Undecided Voter Goes With Obama after Scarlett Johansson Endorsement

EA Sports’ “NHL 14” to Feature New Lockout Mode Where Game Never Turns On

TLC: We Love You, but Seriously?

Koch Brothers Re-appropriate “Stop Snitchin’” Campaign

White House Aide: “The Obamas, Beyoncé, and Jay-Z have a swingers club”

Dems Push ‘Get Paid To Sit On Your Ass Act of 2014’

Report: Credit Card Not Free Money

Pennsylvania Passes Law Requiring Voters To Complete Scavenger Hunt Before Voting

Teach The Controversy Bill Allows Teachers to Teach “Pretty Much Whatever They Feel Like”

California Becomes First State to Ban Celebrity Marriage

NRA VP Sitting In Dark Living Room With Loaded AK-47, Waiting to Shoot Intruder

Occupy Wall Street Protestors Left Early to Camp Out for iPhone