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Gun Appreciation Day 48 Hours Before Inauguration is Just a Giant Misunderstanding

WASHINGTON – “It is really just a family friendly day with a focus on military-grade assault rifles,” said Chip Smith, gun shop owner and co-sponsor of Gun Appreciation Day. While…

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GOP to Block Nomination of Jesus to HHS  2

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GOP to Block Nomination of Jesus to HHS 

WASHINGTON – Still licking wounds from the setback over Ambassador Susan Rice and preparing for another battle with Republicans over of the appointment of Chuck Hagel to the Pentagon, the…

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Obama Playing 'Real Long' Game, Vows Not to Back Down Once He Leaves Office 3

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Obama Playing ‘Real Long’ Game, Vows Not to Back Down Once He Leaves Office

WASHINGTON — In the aftermath of the ‘fiscal cliff’ accord deal reached by Congress, Obama once again came under withering criticism by the liberal wing of his party, who complained…

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Syria Agrees to “Take a Breather From All the Murders” During Next Week’s “X Factor” 4

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Syria Agrees to “Take a Breather From All the Murders” During Next Week’s “X Factor”

DAMASCUS, Syria – President Bashar al-Assad and the rebels fighting to oust him agreed last week to a ceasefire during the Muslim holiday Eid al-Adha, which celebrates the end of…

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Romney Concession Speech Leaked

BELMONT, Mass. – My fellow Americans, I would like to thank you for the support I have received throughout my campaign for the presidency. While it did not lead to…

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Gallup Poll Finds That 48% of Americans Believe There Is An Election in November 6

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Gallup Poll Finds That 48% of Americans Believe There Is An Election in November

OMAHA, Nebraska — A recent poll from Gallup, Inc., has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are unsure as to when the presidential election will take place. Gallup, known…

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Greece to Return to Classical Era

ATHENS – The Hellenic Parliament of Greece has unanimously voted to activate a time machine that will return the nation of Greece to its cultural and political zenith of 411…

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“MTV Cribs: Backpage.com’s Jim Larkin” -- The House That Human Trafficking Built 8

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“MTV Cribs: Backpage.com’s Jim Larkin” — The House That Human Trafficking Built

PHOENIX – A special edition of the popular MTV program “Cribs” has gone inside the home of Jim Larkin, co-owner of the controversial classifieds site, Backpage.com. Despite myriad reports of…

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