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Political Satire

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  • US

Gun Appreciation Day 48 Hours Before Inauguration is Just a Giant Misunderstanding

  • January 12, 2013
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WASHINGTON – “It is really just a family friendly day with a focus on military-grade assault rifles,” said Chip Smith, gun shop owner and co-sponsor of Gun Appreciation Day. While…
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  • Politics

GOP to Block Nomination of Jesus to HHS


  • January 11, 2013
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WASHINGTON – Still licking wounds from the setback over Ambassador Susan Rice and preparing for another battle with Republicans over of the appointment of Chuck Hagel to the Pentagon, the…
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  • Politics

Obama Playing ‘Real Long’ Game, Vows Not to Back Down Once He Leaves Office

  • January 4, 2013
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WASHINGTON — In the aftermath of the ‘fiscal cliff’ accord deal reached by Congress, Obama once again came under withering criticism by the liberal wing of his party, who complained…
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  • World

Syria Agrees to “Take a Breather From All the Murders” During Next Week’s “X Factor”

  • November 7, 2012
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DAMASCUS, Syria – President Bashar al-Assad and the rebels fighting to oust him agreed last week to a ceasefire during the Muslim holiday Eid al-Adha, which celebrates the end of…
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  • Politics

Romney Concession Speech Leaked

  • November 5, 2012
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BELMONT, Mass. – My fellow Americans, I would like to thank you for the support I have received throughout my campaign for the presidency. While it did not lead to…
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  • Politics

Gallup Poll Finds That 48% of Americans Believe There Is An Election in November

  • October 29, 2012
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OMAHA, Nebraska — A recent poll from Gallup, Inc., has revealed that the vast majority of Americans are unsure as to when the presidential election will take place. Gallup, known…
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  • World

Greece to Return to Classical Era

  • October 15, 2012
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ATHENS – The Hellenic Parliament of Greece has unanimously voted to activate a time machine that will return the nation of Greece to its cultural and political zenith of 411…
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  • US

“MTV Cribs: Backpage.com’s Jim Larkin” — The House That Human Trafficking Built

  • October 15, 2012
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PHOENIX – A special edition of the popular MTV program “Cribs” has gone inside the home of Jim Larkin, co-owner of the controversial classifieds site, Backpage.com. Despite myriad reports of…
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  • US

Conspiracy Theorists Fear Romney Victory Will Put Them Out of Business

  • October 15, 2012
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WASHINGTON – A Newslo voter poll of conspiracy theorists shows an abrupt change in perception since the first presidential debate last week. Fervent believers in baseless theories about President Obama…
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  • Politics

Undecided Voter Goes With Obama after Scarlett Johansson Endorsement

  • October 15, 2012
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DES MOINES, Iowa – Iowa factory worker Jonathan Flagler, 30, has decided to cast his vote for Barack Obama after actress Scarlett Johansson vocally endorsed the incumbent president. Flagler had…
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  • Sports

EA Sports’ “NHL 14” to Feature New Lockout Mode Where Game Never Turns On

  • October 15, 2012
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – EA Sports has announced that next year’s installment of its popular NHL video game series will introduce Lockout Mode, an exciting new feature that promises to…
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  • Blogs

TLC: We Love You, but Seriously?

  • October 15, 2012
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TLC is one of the most popular networks on cable television, housing some of the most watched shows of this year and years past. But what is America really “learning”…
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  • US

Koch Brothers Re-appropriate “Stop Snitchin’” Campaign

  • October 10, 2012
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WICHITA, Kansas — For industrial magnates Charles and David Koch, using their wealth to influence public opinion on anthropogenic global warming and the environmental impact of petroleum-based industry is nothing…
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  • Politics

White House Aide: “The Obamas, Beyoncé, and Jay-Z have a swingers club”

  • October 7, 2012
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — An aide working in the White House has come forward, on the basis of anonymity, with new claims that Barack and Michelle Obama have a “swingers club”…
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  • Politics

Dems Push ‘Get Paid To Sit On Your Ass Act of 2014’

  • October 7, 2012
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat House leader Nancy Pelosi held her landmark 12,000th press conference today to unveil the controversial new congressional bill. “This is our promise to America,” Pelosi said.…
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  • US

Report: Credit Card Not Free Money

  • October 7, 2012
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AGOURA HILLS, Calif. — Cal State Northridge grad-student Derek Zithfvelt was appalled to discover the little plastic card he has been toting around in his wallet to use for expenses…
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  • Politics

Pennsylvania Passes Law Requiring Voters To Complete Scavenger Hunt Before Voting

  • October 3, 2012
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HARRISBURG, Penn. — In an ongoing push for stricter voter identification laws, Pennsylvania has issued a list of obscure and generally inaccessible items that Pennsylvania voters must ascertain before entering…
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  • US

Teach The Controversy Bill Allows Teachers to Teach “Pretty Much Whatever They Feel Like”

  • September 30, 2012
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A newly constructed high school in the Metropolitan Nashville Public Schools district is the first public school in the United States to embrace the Discovery Institute’s “Teach…
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  • US

California Becomes First State to Ban Celebrity Marriage

  • September 30, 2012
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LOS ANGELES — An overwhelming number of California voters gave a resounding “No” to celebrity marriage on Tuesday, making it the first state to outright ban the practice. Family First’s…
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  • US

NRA VP Sitting In Dark Living Room With Loaded AK-47, Waiting to Shoot Intruder

  • September 30, 2012
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sources have confirmed that the National Rifle Association’s vice president, Wayne LaPierre, has been sitting up all night in his unlocked Virginia house waiting for an…
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  • New York

Occupy Wall Street Protestors Left Early to Camp Out for iPhone

  • September 30, 2012
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NEW YORK — Participants in the Occupy Wall Street anniversary reoccupation on September 17 have reportedly been left with a sour taste in their mouths after discovering that many friends…
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