“One day he’s feeding the masses, the next he’s tying a 14 year-old girl to a chair and drenching her with Holy Water. It keeps everybody on their toes.”
News that some priests will be openly identifying as Marxist has upset many Catholics, particularly in the United States. Bill Donahue, president of the Catholic League, said that it might be the “final straw.”
“It was bad enough when this Pope was washing women’s feet a few months ago. Now he’s swapped the New Testament for Rules for Radicals.”
“Who wouldn’t want to speed up their arrival to a place like that?” Gracias said.