VATICAN CITY — NAMBLA has announced the hiring of recently retired Pope, and former Hitler Youth member, Joseph Ratzinger, as their Chief Lobbyist. “Joe’s tired of the anti-pedophile lobby and the way they dismantled his Church,” said George Lawrence, head of NAMBLA, the National Man Boy Love Association, whose mission is to legalize “consensual” relations between men and boys. “When he resigned,…