Rick Santorum To Pope: “Stop Denying Scientific Facts Like God’s Creation And Climate Change”
“I love and respect the guy, but science is science and it should not be taken lightly, especially not by men of God”
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PETA Vs Pope: “Stop Comparing Christians To Rabbits, Rabbits Don’t Sodomize Little Boys”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a latent homo”
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Pope Francis to Elevate Michel Jackson to Saint Hood
I've no doubt that Mr. Jackson is up in heaven, moon walking on golden clouds
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Pope Agrees With Scientific Theory On Origin Of Universe; Also Admits To “Altar Boys Having A Particular Charm After All”
“I must admit that there is something special about a young altar boy wearing a robe”
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Pope Says Only 2% of Catholic Priests Have Committed Pedophilia on Church Grounds
Asked what percentage of Catholic priests had committed pedophelia outside of a church, Pope Francis threw up his hands. “God has not chosen to grant me that data point,” he said.
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Pope Francis: Exorcists are Key to Our Salvation
"One day he’s feeding the masses, the next he’s tying a 14 year-old girl to a chair and drenching her with Holy Water. It keeps everybody on their toes.”
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Just Say Yes: Pope Endorses Recreational Drugs That Induce Religious Ecstasy, Visions
“Perhaps this will open similar doors for us,” said Francis.
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Pope Francis Named Time’s ‘Man of the Year’ for Twerking, Exposing NSA
“For making ‘twerking’ into a household word, for standing up to the Taliban for women’s education, and for forcing a discussion on the balance of freedom and security, Pope Francis is Time's 2013 Person of the Year.”
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Pope Denounces Buchanan and Palin for Questioning his Agenda
“Opening up the Church to all of God’s children is the just and moral thing to do,” Francis continued, “and I won’t be persuaded otherwise, especially by a man who couldn’t even beat Bob Dole in the ’96 Republican primaries.”
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Focus on the Family Asks Vatican For New Pope
“You see, the problem with this Pope is that he is a Nazi sympathizer who hates Jesus. That’s not me saying that, that was God. His exact words to me were ‘James, Pope Francis is an atheist."
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Pope’s New Advisory Board Already Clashing with God
VATICAN CITY — A week after creating his advisory board, Pope Francis is stepping in to mediate a conflict between its appointed members and God. Sources at the Vatican confirm…
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Pope’s New Book Challenges Facts of Christmas, Birth of Jesus
VATICAN CITY — Just in time for Christmas, bestselling author Pope Benedict XVI is set to release “Jesus of Nazareth: The Infancy Narratives,” promising that the third volume in his…
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Pope to Release Vatican Bloopers DVD
ROME — Faced with record criticism over his mishandling of sexual abuse allegations against Catholic priests, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI will attempt to mitigate the negativity by releasing a…
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