Rick Santorum To Pope: “Stop Denying Scientific Facts Like God’s Creation And Climate Change”
“I love and respect the guy, but science is science and it should not be taken lightly, especially not by men of God”
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PETA Vs Pope: “Stop Comparing Christians To Rabbits, Rabbits Don’t Sodomize Little Boys”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a latent homo”
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Pope Francis to Elevate Michel Jackson to Saint Hood
I've no doubt that Mr. Jackson is up in heaven, moon walking on golden clouds
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Pope Agrees With Scientific Theory On Origin Of Universe; Also Admits To “Altar Boys Having A Particular Charm After All”
“I must admit that there is something special about a young altar boy wearing a robe”
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Pope Says Only 2% of Catholic Priests Have Committed Pedophilia on Church Grounds
Asked what percentage of Catholic priests had committed pedophelia outside of a church, Pope Francis threw up his hands. “God has not chosen to grant me that data point,” he said.
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Pope Francis: Exorcists are Key to Our Salvation
"One day he’s feeding the masses, the next he’s tying a 14 year-old girl to a chair and drenching her with Holy Water. It keeps everybody on their toes.”
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Just Say Yes: Pope Endorses Recreational Drugs That Induce Religious Ecstasy, Visions
“Perhaps this will open similar doors for us,” said Francis.
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