“I love and respect the guy, but science is science and it should not be taken lightly, especially not by men of God”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a latent homo”
I’ve no doubt that Mr. Jackson is up in heaven, moon walking on golden clouds
“I must admit that there is something special about a young altar boy wearing a robe”
Asked what percentage of Catholic priests had committed pedophelia outside of a church, Pope Francis threw up his hands. “God has not chosen to grant me that data point,” he said.
“One day he’s feeding the masses, the next he’s tying a 14 year-old girl to a chair and drenching her with Holy Water. It keeps everybody on their toes.”
“Perhaps this will open similar doors for us,” said Francis.
“They certainly wouldn’t enjoy it,” he added.