Patriot Act Supporter Upset Over Privacy Being Violated

WASHINGTON – Demanding a thorough investigation, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is furious that a private strategy session was recorded by unknown individuals—not unlike how unknown individuals with the FBI can legally wiretap American citizens because of the websites they visit. The meeting focused on the prospect that actress Ashley Judd might run for McConnell’s Senate seat. “This is what you get…