“America has never been the bad guy, and I don’t plan on making her into one while she’s under my watch”
“Vladimir the Sneaky” had other things in mind; things like Jinping’s wife
“The news caught him off guard, and he appeared very shocked, at first”
“Maybe I should remind Mr. Boehner that I’m a black belt in judo”
Mitt Romney could not be reached for comment.
“The North Koreans??? What even happens in that movie? Do they infiltrate the White House with muddy feet?” the President of the Russian Federation asked.
“If he defeats me,” said Putin, “not only will I vacate our stronghold, I will also buy him a Happy Meal.”
“He saw him as a boy with an angry father,” Mrs. Putina asserted. “That is why he would not send him back to America. It had nothing to do with a fair trial and everything to do with his father missing all those ballet recitals.”