“As humans, yeah, we do have an obligation to give pets water, to give pets food,” allowed Paul, but “once you conscript people and say, ‘You can feed your cat Fancy Feast but not Meow Mix,’ then it’s servitude.”

WASHINGTON — On Saturday, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul won the CPAC Presidential straw poll, narrowly beating out Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) and all but assuring he’ll never be elected President. “It’s an honor to know that CPAC supports me,” Sen. Paul said. “And it’s a relief to know this means I’ll probably never serve as Commander in Chief. Over the last few…
WASHINGTON — The spirit of deceased philosopher, novelist and political activist Ayn Rand returned to the material realm today in order to scold Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) for recently giving the US Treasury $600k. Ms. Rand’s ranting, spectral form followed Senator Paul around Washington, berating him during a donor luncheon, a conference call with the NRA and even a committee meeting. “Nyet,…