Congressman Retires, Thanks Constituents for Free Money
Dear Constituents, I am writing to you today not as a politician, not as an elected representative, not as a public figure, but as your neighbor, friend, and co-worker. As…
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Mitt Romney Discovers Buried Golden Tablets Instructing Him to Bomb Iran
WOLFEBORO, N.H. — Sources within the Romney campaign claim that the Republican nominee discovered a pair of golden tablets with instructions for how he should lead the United States. The…
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