Bruce Jenner’s Voting Dilemma: “It’s Either Cruz As A Republican Or Hillary As A Woman”
“My vote will greatly be decided by the level of understanding both of them show for the LGBT community in America”
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Sexy Frank Luntz Costume Dominates GOP Halloween Sales
NEW YORK— Since the Presidential elections are just around the corner, this Halloween promises to be even stranger than usual. Stores have reported an increasing growth in the sales of…
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Comedians Throw Full Support Behind Todd Akin Campaign
JEFFERSON CITY, — Miss. Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO), best known today for his controversial comments on “legitimate rape” and other unparalleled gaffes, has received an unexpected surge in donations and…
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Newt Gingrich Auctions Off Contents of His Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to stay relevant while other conservatives dominate the spotlight, former Speaker of the House and 2012 presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich has announced an unusual…
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Teach The Controversy Bill Allows Teachers to Teach “Pretty Much Whatever They Feel Like”
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A newly constructed high school in the Metropolitan Nashville Public Schools district is the first public school in the United States to embrace the Discovery Institute’s “Teach…
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Congressional Candidate Deemed Racist After “Black Friend” Refuses to Defend Him
BISMARCK, N.D. — North Dakota electoral politics are not known for their sprawling diversity, but race has recently taken a front seat in the state’s lone congressional battle. During a…
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Mitt Romney Does “The Vagina Monologues” in Desperate Attempt to Court Female Vote
CLEVELAND — In an effort to appeal to women voters, many of whom have identified Mitt Romney as “chauvinistic,” “cold,” and “sterility inducing,” the GOP presidential hopeful plans to perform…
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