“The devil finds work for idle hands. Leave him alone,” warned Diane Ford, the mayor’s mother, “and Robert will try anything—anything—to regain the attention he so craves.”
“I think Rob Ford is proof that it’s never too late to turn your life around. It shows that anybody—and I mean anybody—can become mayor of our city,” said Toronto resident Mary Beansleeve.
As of press time, David Spade is frantically trying to call Ford about the possibility of making Black Sheep 2.
Mayor Ford issued a brief statement denying his involvement with Slick Jay or the “drug community” and again insisted that he would not vacate his office.
Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is facing charges from the media that he was filmed smoking crack with Somali drug dealers. After a week of silence Ford held a press conference to address the allegations, stating, “I did not smoke crack today. Not even once.” Ford added, “I’m not addicted to crack, I don’t believe the video exists, and I’m definitely not…
Toronto ‘crack’ mayor fires chief of staff who told him to get help (via Raw Story )
Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford denied smoking crack cocaine in a brief statement on Friday, one day after allegedly sacking his chief of staff for advising him to seek help, CBC-TV reported. “I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.” Ford said at a press conference, reading…
TORONTO – Amid swirling rumors of a video showing him smoking crack, the York University Sociology Department confessed that the entire political career of Rob Ford is simply an elaborate study measuring just how much the Canadian public is willing to put up with from an elected official. York Sociology Chairman Harold Crittenden told reporters that the idea for the study began…