“That way they can add incest to their already twisted nature and have a deviant party whenever they feel like it”
“Father and son should be allowed to marry, if they’re both consenting adults”
“I am proud to lead such an inclusive, progressive organization,” stated Air New Zealand CEO Christopher Luxon.
“Get a load of Little Miss Principals,” said Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell as he read Murkowski’s statement to a doubled over and tearing up bipartisan assembly in the Senate Dining Room.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand — Just days after the New Zealand Parliament voted 77-44 to pass the Marriage Equality Bill, legalizing same-sex marriage, members of the chamber were shocked to learn that they may have also legalized cross-species marriage at the same time. “We did what? Excuse me?” asked National Party MP Amy Adams, who voted for the bill. “No one said anything…