Palin Leaves FOX for Wendy’s to Better Spread Word, Mayo

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ANCHORAGE, Alaska — In a stunning announcement today, former Half-Term Alaskan Governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin informed Anchorage resident Walter Gibbons that the Spicy Chicken Go Wrap he had ordered would be slightly delayed because of Obamacare and Palin’s need to restock the cheddar cheese. “She was pretty upset to find the cheddar cheese bin empty,” said Gibbons. “One moment…