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Ex-Marlboro Man’s Urn Slapped with Surgeon General’s Warning Label

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Eric Lawson, famous for portraying the Marlboro Man in cigarette ads during the late 1970s and early ‘80s, succumbed to respiratory failure due to chronic…

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Vatican Paints over Sistine Chapel Ceiling, Calling It 'Too Lavish' 2

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Vatican Paints over Sistine Chapel Ceiling, Calling It ‘Too Lavish’

Asked about the loss of priceless works of art that were recently restored at the cost of millions of dollars, a Vatican spokesperson pointed reporters to the gift shop where there are “many postcards and reprints for sale.”

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Taliban: Malala Yousafzai ‘Too Bright and Inspiring’ to be only 16-Yrs-Old 3

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Taliban: Malala Yousafzai ‘Too Bright and Inspiring’ to be only 16-Yrs-Old

"If she’s done all this before her 17th birthday, by 20 she’ll be president of Pakistan, and a chick president would be a PR-nightmare for us.”

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Old Pope Blasts New Pope as Homosexual Sinner 4

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Old Pope Blasts New Pope as Homosexual Sinner

“That the power of evil penetrated so far into the interior world of the faith is a suffering that we must bear, but at the same time we must do everything to prevent it from repeating,” wrote Benedict.

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Google Finally Admits to Being Evil

We’re saying that the people who own the paper you write your letter on are legally allowed to intercept your letter, open it and read it, make note of anything interesting contained within, and sell that information for a profit.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Beck ‘historian’ David Barton: Global warming has been over for 16 years 6

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Beck ‘historian’ David Barton: Global warming has been over for 16 years

“For example, in the math area, they tell you what math things to teach, but they only give you a single example,” he explained. “And the math you have to calculate deals with global warming.”

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#NoNeedToSatirize: Nugent: ‘People who hate Ted Nugent hate freedom.’

“People who hate Ted Nugent hate freedom,” the rocker alleged. “Trayvon got justice.”

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Tenuous Accord in the Upper House Limits Bedtime Filibusters 7

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Tenuous Accord in the Upper House Limits Bedtime Filibusters

At press time, McNasty confirmed that the harried parents were reading to Mitch from Adam Mansbach’s best-selling children’s book, “Go the F*#k to sleep.”

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