VA Republicans Nominate Cunning Linguists Cuccinelli and Jackson for Gov. and Lt. Gov.

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RICHMOND, Va. — On Saturday, the Republican Party of Virginia nominated current State Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli and minister and attorney E. W. Jackson for Governor and Lt. Governor, respectively, at their annual convention, hoping the two men would get their knees dirty and clean the kitchen with their Democratic opponents. “I couldn’t be happier with our slate of candidates,” said technology entrepreneur…

North Dakota, North Korea Form ‘Union of Norths and Glorious Abortion Controllers League’

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PYONGYANG — North Dakota Governor Jack Dalrymple has approved the high level diplomatic relations between the U.S. and Kim Jong-un’s Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). The governor’s announcement came only a week after the Dalyrymble signed three historic abortion-restricting bills into law on March 26. The two states, North Dakota and North Korea, have united to form the ‘Union of Norths…