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Proponents of Second Amendment Denounce First Amendment

WASHINGTON – Following the tragic massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, proponents of Second Amendment Rights claim to have found the true cause of the recent rash of mass shootings in America:…

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Wayne LaPierre Calls for Giving Guns the Right to Vote 2

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Politics

Wayne LaPierre Calls for Giving Guns the Right to Vote

WASHINGTON – Sensing that his recent comments about putting an armed guard in every school had backfired, and that gun control advocates were gaining ground, NRA vice-president Wayne LaPierre issued…

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Obama Beats Out “The Lone Gunman” for Times 2012 Person of the Year 3

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Media

Obama Beats Out “The Lone Gunman” for Times 2012 Person of the Year

WASHINGTON – Shortly after Time announced that Barack Obama was the 2012 Person of the Year, word came out from insiders at the magazine that the decision was far from…

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After Gay Marriage, US Supreme Court To Take Up 'A Bunch Of Gimmies' 4

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Politics

After Gay Marriage, US Supreme Court To Take Up ‘A Bunch Of Gimmies’

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Supreme Court today announced that due to all the controversy expected to erupt over the two gay marriage cases they’ve agreed to consider next year, they…

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Jews Reignite War on Christmas with Terrible Golem 5

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Jews Reignite War on Christmas with Terrible Golem

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Members of the Jewish community came together this morning to announce a renewal of the annual War on Christmas, this time summoning a terrible Golem – the…

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Soup Kitchens Prepare to Accommodate Increased Demand for College Recommendation Letters 6

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Soup Kitchens Prepare to Accommodate Increased Demand for College Recommendation Letters

CHICAGO — With the weather turning colder, many soup kitchens and homeless shelters say they are radically underprepared for the record number of college-bound high schoolers who will soon fill…

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Entire Mall Cringes at Opening Notes of “Santa Baby” 7

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Entire Mall Cringes at Opening Notes of “Santa Baby”

CINCINNATI — It’s that time of the year again when the corridors of America’s malls and public spaces fill with Christmas music. But not all holiday carols are welcome. The…

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Lakers Ask Memphis to Reconsider Terms of 2008 Pau Gasol Trade 8

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Sports

Lakers Ask Memphis to Reconsider Terms of 2008 Pau Gasol Trade

LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles Lakers’ General Manager Mitch Kupchak announced today that the franchise is in talks with the Memphis Grizzlies to void their 2008 trade for Pau Gasol.…

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