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  • Politics

Proponents of Second Amendment Denounce First Amendment

  • December 26, 2012
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WASHINGTON – Following the tragic massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, proponents of Second Amendment Rights claim to have found the true cause of the recent rash of mass shootings in America:…
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  • Politics

Wayne LaPierre Calls for Giving Guns the Right to Vote

  • December 23, 2012
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WASHINGTON – Sensing that his recent comments about putting an armed guard in every school had backfired, and that gun control advocates were gaining ground, NRA vice-president Wayne LaPierre issued…
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Obama Beats Out “The Lone Gunman” for Times 2012 Person of the Year

  • December 21, 2012
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WASHINGTON – Shortly after Time announced that Barack Obama was the 2012 Person of the Year, word came out from insiders at the magazine that the decision was far from…
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After Gay Marriage, US Supreme Court To Take Up ‘A Bunch Of Gimmies’

  • December 20, 2012
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. Supreme Court today announced that due to all the controversy expected to erupt over the two gay marriage cases they’ve agreed to consider next year, they…
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Jews Reignite War on Christmas with Terrible Golem

  • December 18, 2012
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Members of the Jewish community came together this morning to announce a renewal of the annual War on Christmas, this time summoning a terrible Golem – the…
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  • US

Soup Kitchens Prepare to Accommodate Increased Demand for College Recommendation Letters

  • December 13, 2012
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CHICAGO — With the weather turning colder, many soup kitchens and homeless shelters say they are radically underprepared for the record number of college-bound high schoolers who will soon fill…
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Entire Mall Cringes at Opening Notes of “Santa Baby”

  • December 11, 2012
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CINCINNATI — It’s that time of the year again when the corridors of America’s malls and public spaces fill with Christmas music. But not all holiday carols are welcome. The…
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Lakers Ask Memphis to Reconsider Terms of 2008 Pau Gasol Trade

  • December 7, 2012
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LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles Lakers’ General Manager Mitch Kupchak announced today that the franchise is in talks with the Memphis Grizzlies to void their 2008 trade for Pau Gasol.…
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New Law Allows Doctors to Enter Home and Perform Colonoscopy without Permission

  • December 5, 2012
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WASHINGTON — The Senate Judiciary Committee passed new legislation yesterday that allows doctors to break into patients’ homes and perform colonoscopies on any member of the household without permission. The…
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