Brutally Honest Horoscopes: Worst Dressed Nominee

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This week: You’re on your own this week, because your guardian, Mars, is in the House of Pancakes. Love: That girl you’ll meet online? That girl to whom you’ll send a picture of your dick?  “She” is a morally ambiguous, morbidly obese IT guy from Minot. Career: Good news is delayed when your boss realizes he doesn’t have…