“Maybe New Orleans should ask the French or Canadian government for help, in their native language. I’m sure they take care of their own”
“Otherwise, we’re looking at a land of buttfu**ers in the coming years”
“I love and respect the guy, but science is science and it should not be taken lightly, especially not by men of God”
Fox rep: “We’ll be starting off a petition in the next few days to confiscate all of Bruce’s sports medals”
“What you are witnessing now are the simple effects of demand and supply”
“The biggest problem now is finding thousands of Western virgins, since there almost aren’t any these days”
“You know what they say, ‘some motherfu****s are always trying to ice skate uphill’”
“I cannot believe that a handful of Muslim rebels wearing bandanas and sandals are managing to beat back the single most powerful military power on the planet”