Alabama Republicans Protest Obamacare by Contracting Syphilis

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AKRON, Ala. —  Protesting Obama’s reelection and what they view as government’s intrusion into their personal freedom, members of the Akron City Republican Committee today announced their intention spread the debilitating STD known as Syphilis amongst themselves. “That black fella and his commie ways are gonna bankrupt this great Christian Nation,” said Committee President Randall Brumfield. “So we’re makin’ a line in…