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Satire

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Ted Cruz: “Left-Wing Sites Do Satire On Me Because They’re Threatened By My Intelligence”

  • May 20, 2015
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“It’s not like I plan on shutting them down when I’m President”
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De Blasio Announces White House Bid; Clinton, Republicans Struggle to Respond

  • April 24, 2015
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Donald Trump told Fox & Friends this morning that if elected, de Blasio will turn the country into “one big marijuana village with no police force.”
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McCain Calls Cruz “Whacko Bird”: “Somebody Needs To Put Him Back In His Cage”

  • April 23, 2015
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“It would be better for him and this country that he doesn’t win presidency”
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Scott Carver Walker Suggests Jesus’ Face Into Mt. Rushmore “As One Of The Founding Fathers”

  • April 21, 2015
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“It would do wonders for South Dakota’s tourism revenues”
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Hillary Slams Trump: “Phallic-Shaped Buildings Mean He’s Over-Compensating…For Something”

  • April 19, 2015
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“And the best part? He confesses it publicly with each new skyscraper”
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Auto Repair Shop Bans Gays: “I’m Armed, But Still Afraid Of Turning My Back To Them”

  • April 18, 2015
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“It is my right as a white American to not be molested by the presence of gay people”
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Fiorina: “Clinton won’t be able to ‘play the gender card’ Against Me, Everybody Likes Girl-On-Girl Action”

  • April 17, 2015
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“I would totally obliterate her in a debate”
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Hillary Clinton: “Americans Incapable Of Making Independent Decisions”

  • April 16, 2015
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“We must accept donations from foreign governments”
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Two State Prisons Planning Draft, Offer Pro Contract To Aaron Hernandez

  • April 15, 2015
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“The National Penitentiary Football League welcomes its latest addition”
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Rand Paul: “Middle-Aged Woman To Lead The U.S.? With All Those Hormones? Ridiculous”

  • April 14, 2015
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“You’d probably see nukes flying all over the place, and nobody wants that”
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GOP Senators Nominate Hillary Clinton As Next U.S. Ambassador In Libya

  • April 13, 2015
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“Many inside the GOP blame Clinton directly for what happened to the former US ambassador in Benghazi”
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Cruz: “If Fort Hood Shooting Was Workplace Violence, 9/11 Was Parachuting Accident”

  • April 11, 2015
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“I feel ashamed seeing how low we have sunk as a nation”
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Iran Leaders Calling To Americans Not To Trust Their Leaders: “They Are Lying To You”

  • April 10, 2015
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“They may have the money and the technology, but they’re living like slaves. That’s a sad thing to see”
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Chinese Government Makes Donation To GOP After Hillary’s Tweet

  • April 8, 2015
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“A message has been sent; a message not to provoke battles that cannot be won”
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Mayim Bialik Spends Holiday With Ex: “The Meaning Of Jewish Passover Really Is To Suffer For Your Kids”

  • April 7, 2015
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“Part of being a good parent is putting your children’s needs and wishes before your own”
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Ted Nugent Goes On Diet After Mistaken For Michael Moore On Street

  • April 6, 2015
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“Being mistaken for an idiot who doesn’t love his country is beyond offensive. It’s just sad”
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Ted Cruz Goes On ObamaCare, Also Joins In On Immigration

  • April 5, 2015
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“It will be one of the first things I tackle upon taking office. That I promise you”
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Romney: “Before Iran Recognizes ‘Israel’s Right To Exist,’ We Need Obama To Do So”

  • April 4, 2015
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“To do otherwise is to disrespect the United States”
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Netanyahu: “We Wanted Obama As Churchill, He Wanted Chamberlain; We Got Chernobyl”

  • April 3, 2015
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“Role playing was never really my thing, and obviously, I’m not very good at it”
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A Member Of Island Parliament Joins “Free The Nipple” Initiative, Sends Invitation To Sarah Palin

  • April 1, 2015
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“Speaking as a woman…she was the obvious choice”
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Aaron Schock Compares Himself To Lincoln: “He Used Private Horses And Carriages All The Time”

  • March 30, 2015
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“So much for equal political treatment. I’m glad I’m leaving”
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Hillary Clinton: “I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman, Mrs. Abedin”

  • March 28, 2015
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“Have you been talking to my husband?”
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Ind. Businesses To Reject Gay Customers: “As Good Christians, We Don’t Want To Get Infected”

  • March 26, 2015
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“Getting protection against the epidemic of homosexuality is everybody’s right, as well as their personal choice”
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Ted Cruz Denies His Father Suggested Placing Atheists In Camps: “He Meant ‘Camping’”

  • March 25, 2015
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“It’s the same with me and gay marriage – I’m not even going to comment on that”
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