“It’s not like I plan on shutting them down when I’m President”

Donald Trump told Fox & Friends this morning that if elected, de Blasio will turn the country into “one big marijuana village with no police force.”
“It would be better for him and this country that he doesn’t win presidency”
“It would do wonders for South Dakota’s tourism revenues”
“And the best part? He confesses it publicly with each new skyscraper”
“It is my right as a white American to not be molested by the presence of gay people”
“I would totally obliterate her in a debate”
“We must accept donations from foreign governments”

“The National Penitentiary Football League welcomes its latest addition”
“You’d probably see nukes flying all over the place, and nobody wants that”
“Many inside the GOP blame Clinton directly for what happened to the former US ambassador in Benghazi”

“I feel ashamed seeing how low we have sunk as a nation”

“They may have the money and the technology, but they’re living like slaves. That’s a sad thing to see”
“A message has been sent; a message not to provoke battles that cannot be won”
“Part of being a good parent is putting your children’s needs and wishes before your own”

“Being mistaken for an idiot who doesn’t love his country is beyond offensive. It’s just sad”
“It will be one of the first things I tackle upon taking office. That I promise you”
“To do otherwise is to disrespect the United States”
“Role playing was never really my thing, and obviously, I’m not very good at it”
“Speaking as a woman…she was the obvious choice”

“So much for equal political treatment. I’m glad I’m leaving”
“Have you been talking to my husband?”
“Getting protection against the epidemic of homosexuality is everybody’s right, as well as their personal choice”
“It’s the same with me and gay marriage – I’m not even going to comment on that”