Lawyers Argue that Homosexuals Are Corporations, Scalia Apologizes for Previous Statements

WASHINGTON — At a session of the Supreme Court yesterday, lawyers seeking the repeal of DOMA (the Defense of Marriage Act) argued that homosexual couples are actually corporations, and, by the Supreme Court’s own logic, should therefore be treated like human beings. Legal scholars are calling the tactic a “stroke of jurisprudential genius,” that may “actually convince the Justice’s that gay couples…