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Supreme Court Stays New Cancer Diagnoses, Life-Saving Surgeries As It Reviews Conflicting Health Care Rulings

“I’m using the extended wait time and my severe abdominal pain to save the money I’d otherwise be using to pay for food and entertainment.”

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Supreme Court Rules Aereo’s Attempt to Rebroadcast ‘American Idol’ Violates Ban on Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Justice Samuel Alito went on to say that he found “Idol” judge Harry Connick Jr.’s advice to young musicians to be a valuable message to young Americans.

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Politics

SCOTUS Rules Companies Don’t Need to Provide Contraception, or Any Other ‘Female-Oriented’ Medical Care

“A corporation is simply a form of organization used by human beings to achieve desired ends,” he wrote.

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Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Affluent Action, Supports Admissions Based on Single Color: Green

“Now, if you’ll excuse me,” the justice continued, “I have to write a check to Harvard Law School. They’re naming a library after me.”

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Supreme Court ‘Can’t Wait’ to Hear Case Involving Sex, Healthcare, Religion

“Who can resist a fight like that?” Kaufmann wondered. “Not the SCOTUS, I can tell you. I’ve never seen them so giddy.”

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Supreme Court Launches Comeback Tour

"This season, the Court is set to tackle affirmative action and campaign finance reform. Man, not even Neil Young could get a breakaway single out of issues like that…”

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Poll: 92% Of Americans Want Supreme Court to ‘Agree With Me And To Hell With What’s Constitutional’

“Constitution shmonstitution. The mark of a good Supreme Court justice is whether he or she agrees with me.”

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Politics

SCOTUS Considers Relinquishing Concept of Love to Gays

WASHINGTON — Americans across the country have been intently following a case introduced to the Supreme Court on Tuesday that will determine whether or not gays and lesbians will be…

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