NEW ORLEANS — Football odds makers and sports writers seem to have reached a general consensus on this Sunday’s big game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens. Based on the latest industry polling, experts are predicting with 90% probability that coach Harbaugh and his team will emerge victorious from Super Bowl XLVII. Citing a strong defense combined with exciting…
New York — The CW and the Tyra Banks Company announced today that they have signed ESPN sportscaster Brent Musburger to a one-year deal to become the newest judge on America’s Next Top Model. Musburger will debut this summer as the show’s creepy old guy correspondent and fourth judge. Musburger’s popularity hit an all time high after he commented on the attractiveness…
COOPERSTOWN, NY — In a stunning turn of events today, The Baseball Writers’ Association of America announced that not only would it not be inducting a single new member to the Hall of Fame this year, but that it was retroactively kicking out a number of members already enshrined. “I feel that for a ballplayer to be a Hall of Famer, they…
NEW ORLEANS — Sean Payton, who will resume his title as head coach of the Saints next fall, has signed a five-year extension, which will allegedly make him the highest paid coach in the NFL at 8 million per year. Though Payton was suspended for covering up the organization’s bounty program, which ran from 2009 to 2011, the funds for his raise…
LAS VEGAS — The college football’s bowl season will be filled with even more terrible teams when all 122 Football Bowl Subdivision teams will be bowl-eligible starting next year. NCAA President Mark Emmert announced in a press conference yesterday that the old requirement of six wins to play in a bowl game will be abolished, allowing even winless teams to play in…
NEW YORK — Jets head coach Rex Ryan revealed yesterday the team’s plan to celebrate the holiday’s and offer fans a late Christmas present by starting Tim Tebow at quarterback the final game of the season. “I know this may be a bit late seeing as Christmas was Tuesday and, well, it’s week 17, but what better Christmas present to give Jets…
NEW YORK – After the worst start to a season of his career, Mark Sanchez had arguably his best game, throwing for 0 yards, 0 TD’s, and most importantly 0 interceptions. A week after throwing four interceptions, Sanchez was declared starter for a game of musical chairs on the bench. It was a bold move from Rex Ryan, who has been a…
