Experts: 90% Chance Harbaugh Wins Super Bowl

NEW ORLEANS — Football odds makers and sports writers seem to have reached a general consensus on this Sunday’s big game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens. Based on the latest industry polling, experts are predicting with 90% probability that coach Harbaugh and his team will emerge victorious from Super Bowl XLVII. Citing a strong defense combined with exciting…

Brent Musburger Named ‘Creepy Old Guy Judge’ on Next Season’s America’s Next Top Model

New York — The CW and the Tyra Banks Company announced today that they have signed ESPN sportscaster Brent Musburger to a one-year deal to become the newest judge on America’s Next Top Model. Musburger will debut this summer as the show’s creepy old guy correspondent and fourth judge. Musburger’s popularity hit an all time high after he commented on the attractiveness…

New York Jets Give Fans A Belated Tebow Christmas

NEW YORK — Jets head coach Rex Ryan revealed yesterday the team’s plan to celebrate the holiday’s and offer fans a late Christmas present by starting Tim Tebow at quarterback the final game of the season. “I know this may be a bit late seeing as Christmas was Tuesday and, well, it’s week 17, but what better Christmas present to give Jets…